HelpThemLeave.com

[DOGS THAT BARK]

A country for everyone :clap:

http://helpthemleave.com/

HELP THEM LEAVE!

HELP THEM LEAVE is a non-profit organization dedicated to helping people who can't stand the idea of living in the United States with George W. Bush as the President and wish to leave. We feel your pain and we want to help you.

HOW WE CAN HELP YOU

In return for the irrevocable renunciation of your United States citizenship, and your promise never to return, we will provide you with a free, first-class ticket to the partner country of your choice. Our partner countries have been carefully selected to match the political leanings of those wishing to leave.

HELP THEM LEAVE! and MoveThemOn.org are privately funded. No government funds of any kind are accepted.

To start the qualification process, send an email to our reservations desk at
reservations@helpthemleave.com. After completing our questionaire, we will carefully match you to one of our partner countries based upon your political leanings. Partner countries include:

Anti-American: Iran, Lebanon, Saudi Arabia, Sudan, Syria or Yemen

Communist: Cuba, North Korea, Vietnam

Leftist: France, Germany, Spain or Venezuela

Socialist: Canada, Denmark, Finland,
Norway or Sweden

 

[IntenseOperator]

Beauty!

I got this the other day as well :142lmao:

 

[danmurphy jr]

never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

 

[IntenseOperator]

HAVE A FUN TIME! JOIN THE KERRY CRUISE! DETAILS BELOW:

We at Carnival Cruise Lines: didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the country if George W. Bush were to be elected President.

With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who still want to keep their promise!

Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell and her wife, Ed Asner, Janeane Garafalo, Whoopi Goldberg, Al Franken, Michael Moore, Cher, Phil Donahue, Rob Reiner (apparently still a "meathead"), Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda, as well as the entire staffs of the LA and NY Times and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation," which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.

You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.

The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.

Please pack for an extended stay... at least four more years.

Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.

Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, Al Gore as cruise director, Grey Davis, Purser Terry Heinz Kerry hopefully will be kept somewhere below decks away from the media.


Entertainment by the Dixie Chicks and Bruce Springsteen, John Kerry will be our Life Guard in consideration of his past experience in pulling people out of the water. (Unless he decides at the last minute not to go) He is advocating the elimination of the game "shuffleboard" in favor of his new game he calls "waffleboard" Be sure to pack your flip flops as you will need them! while playing.

Ted Kennedy will double as Bartender and Director of Emergency Procedures

Rev. Al Sharpton will provide inspirational services, and Ex-Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator.

If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return.

"Bon Voyage!"

Is this a great country or what? It's called freedom of Speech.



never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

or those that hang around them

 

[Chanman]

 

[djv]

I hate to say this. But the Iraqi's started a help the Americans leave our country.

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

I agree DJV unfortuntely all those human shields like Sean Penn ect couldn't wait to get back and most those that did all the promoting never left of course haven't heard much from them one the action started. Thought for sure we'd see all those brave souls volunteer as shields in Fallujah.Once again they let their alligator mouths overload their hummingbird ass.

--and I think you will find not just in America but world wide--the ratio of Muslims leaving Arab countries for other countries vs others moving to Arab countries is about 10/1

ironic how many countries diss the U.S. but move here in droves--hope its not in effort to shore up votes for their brethern from the left.