>A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the
desert without water. His horse has already died of
thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that
he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden, he
sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards
ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out
of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old
briefcase.
>
>He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no
ordinary genie. She is wearing an Internal Revenue
Service ID badge and a dull grey dress. There's a
calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked
behind one ear. "Well, cowboy," says the genie "You
know how I work. You have three wishes."
>
>"I'm not falling for this," says the man. "I'm not
going to trust an IRS auditor genie."
>"What do you have to lose? You've got no
transportation, and it looks like you're a goner
anyway."
>The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides
tha the genie is right.
>
>"OK,I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food
and drink."
> ********POOF*********
>The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis
he has ever seen.....surrounded with jugs of wine and
platters of delicacies.
>
>"OK, Cowpoke, what's your second wish?"
>
>My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest
dreams."
> ************POOF*************
>
>The mans finds himself surrounded by treasure chests
filled with rare gold coins and precious jewels.
>
>"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better
make it a good one!"
>
>After thinking for a few minutes, the man says.."I
wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will
want and need me."
>
************POOF**************
> HE IS TURNED INTO A TAMPON.
>
>The moral of the story. If the government offers you
anything, there's going to be a string attached!!
HOW TRUE!!!
desert without water. His horse has already died of
thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that
he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden, he
sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards
ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out
of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old
briefcase.
>
>He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no
ordinary genie. She is wearing an Internal Revenue
Service ID badge and a dull grey dress. There's a
calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked
behind one ear. "Well, cowboy," says the genie "You
know how I work. You have three wishes."
>
>"I'm not falling for this," says the man. "I'm not
going to trust an IRS auditor genie."
>"What do you have to lose? You've got no
transportation, and it looks like you're a goner
anyway."
>The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides
tha the genie is right.
>
>"OK,I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food
and drink."
> ********POOF*********
>The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis
he has ever seen.....surrounded with jugs of wine and
platters of delicacies.
>
>"OK, Cowpoke, what's your second wish?"
>
>My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest
dreams."
> ************POOF*************
>
>The mans finds himself surrounded by treasure chests
filled with rare gold coins and precious jewels.
>
>"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better
make it a good one!"
>
>After thinking for a few minutes, the man says.."I
wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will
want and need me."
>
************POOF**************
> HE IS TURNED INTO A TAMPON.
>
>The moral of the story. If the government offers you
anything, there's going to be a string attached!!
HOW TRUE!!!
