here's a funny joke !!

[AR182]

For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.

His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I heard you tell mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no f*#cking bike!"

 

[boilermaker]

:142smilie :142lmao: :142hail: Good One AR.

 

[Chanman]

:lol: I also liked the joke where the family was eating@ the breakfast table when their little boy spoke up and said "Daddy does mommy eat birds?"
"No, why do you ask?"
Because last night I went to the bathroom and when I passed your bedroom I heard you ask mommy..."Do you wanna swallow or should I let it Fly."

 

[IntenseOperator]

LOL

 

[TBONEZ0295]