On my way to the Pens game last night and had to stop for gas. While there some moron in a pick up truck pulls his POS up to a pump with the tank on the wrong side.
After trying to stretch the pump across the bed of the truck with no luck he decides he's gotta move the truck.
Jumps in and hammers it, squeeling tire in a complete circle around the lot. No reguard for the people walking inside to pay for thier gas whatsoever.
In his haste the genius pulls back to the exact same pump, the exact same way he started, again, the pump doesn't reach. You'd think squeeling around the lot like a jack ass would shrink the width of the bed of the truck, but alas, time for one more spin around the lot.
This time he correctly sizes up the situation and parks with the tank on the right side, good job Jethro.
All the while he is MF'ing loud enough for everyone to hear, his next challenge goes about as well as the first as he can't figure out why the pump won't start pumping gas. Logically he hits the start button about 30 times before a voice comes over the speaker alerting him to the fact that the staion was 24 hour prepay.
He walks over to the door MF'ing everyone and everything and literally throws a $5 bill inside and scream "FIVE BUCKS ON PUMP TWO".
Now, he threatens everyone within earshot that he will kick their ass if they laugh at him. This guy was about my size, and I'll be honest here, I don't administer many ass kickings to the general public.
Jethro gets his $5 in gas and speeds off spinning tire as far as he can. I can only assume he was in a hurry to try his luck at the next gas station since gas is $2.69 a gallon here and I doubt he's getting real far on that sawbuck he tossed in the door.
At that point all I could say to my wife is everytime I hear about one of the decent people in the world dying of cancer or a child getting sick I think of assholes like this breathing fresh air and can only conclude God does not exist.
After trying to stretch the pump across the bed of the truck with no luck he decides he's gotta move the truck.
Jumps in and hammers it, squeeling tire in a complete circle around the lot. No reguard for the people walking inside to pay for thier gas whatsoever.
In his haste the genius pulls back to the exact same pump, the exact same way he started, again, the pump doesn't reach. You'd think squeeling around the lot like a jack ass would shrink the width of the bed of the truck, but alas, time for one more spin around the lot.
This time he correctly sizes up the situation and parks with the tank on the right side, good job Jethro.
All the while he is MF'ing loud enough for everyone to hear, his next challenge goes about as well as the first as he can't figure out why the pump won't start pumping gas. Logically he hits the start button about 30 times before a voice comes over the speaker alerting him to the fact that the staion was 24 hour prepay.
He walks over to the door MF'ing everyone and everything and literally throws a $5 bill inside and scream "FIVE BUCKS ON PUMP TWO".
Now, he threatens everyone within earshot that he will kick their ass if they laugh at him. This guy was about my size, and I'll be honest here, I don't administer many ass kickings to the general public.
Jethro gets his $5 in gas and speeds off spinning tire as far as he can. I can only assume he was in a hurry to try his luck at the next gas station since gas is $2.69 a gallon here and I doubt he's getting real far on that sawbuck he tossed in the door.
At that point all I could say to my wife is everytime I hear about one of the decent people in the world dying of cancer or a child getting sick I think of assholes like this breathing fresh air and can only conclude God does not exist.