OMG... they'll be using using tools soon. It's like Planet of the Apes... but lobsters. Bow down to your Lobster Overlords! Our squishy coating is no match to their crustaceous exoskeletons. Our munitions will skip off their devil hides like flat rocks hurled by a gently weeping Buddy's superhuman right arm made so by nonstop fapping to that pic of a naked Mel Gibson coily looking over his sholder at the camera.
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