Hilarious door-to-door salesman

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I slam the door on people like this and tell them I am not interested...:sadwave:
 
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"people like this" on salespeople? or all black people?

Interesting.

Also, I would buy that product, but I am a sucker for demonstrations, then use it once and never again. However, I seldom let door to door salesman get started, cause I know my weakness.
 
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NO SOLICITORS

THE FUCKERS ALWAYS INTERRUPT DINNER, LEAVE ME ALONE, I DONT WANT TO BUY YOUR PRODUCT, WASTE OF MY TIME :shrug:
 
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hedgehog said:
NO SOLICITORS

THE FUCKERS ALWAYS INTERRUPT DINNER, LEAVE ME ALONE, I DONT WANT TO BUY YOUR PRODUCT, WASTE OF MY TIME :shrug:
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Fucking Asperger's

http://www.ninds.nih.gov/disorders/a...l_asperger.htm

What are some common signs or symptoms?

... Asperger syndrome may have speech marked by a lack of rhythm, an odd inflection, or a monotone pitch.

They often lack the ability to modulate the volume of their voice to match their surroundings.

For example, they may have to be reminded to talk softly every time they enter a library or a movie theatre.
 
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Had a black kid come through here a few years a go said he was trying to work his way to college. Had a gimmick but not as good as that guy.
We got talking he opened his shirt showed me 3 stab wounds and a gunshot wound, said they left him for dead.

I bought a bottle was worth it to see him get out of a gang :shrug:
 
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vinnie said:
Had a black kid come through here a few years a go said he was trying to work his way to college. Had a gimmick but not as good as that guy.
We got talking he opened his shirt showed me 3 stab wounds and a gunshot wound, said they left him for dead.

I bought a bottle was worth it to see him get out of a gang :shrug:
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I do have a reason why no solicitors...

about 10 years ago, my stupid ex wife let some people in to do a cleaning of one room of our carpet for free and those fuckers wanted us to buy a 3,000 vacuum cleaner/steam cleaner and were at my house for 3 hours, I was rude and told them to get the hell out of my house...ever since then, if I want a product I will go to the store and buy it, same for phone solicitors I hang up on them too :0008
 
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JOSHNAUDI said:
Fucking Asperger's

http://www.ninds.nih.gov/disorders/a...l_asperger.htm

What are some common signs or symptoms?

... Asperger syndrome may have speech marked by a lack of rhythm, an odd inflection, or a monotone pitch.

They often lack the ability to modulate the volume of their voice to match their surroundings.

For example, they may have to be reminded to talk softly every time they enter a library or a movie theatre.
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:facepalm:
 
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If you are from a sales background.......you can only have mad respect for that guy.

If I was running my own company I'd hire that guy in a second and pay him big bucks. Why? Because he'd make me a ton of cash.

That guy knows how to sell, that is for sure.
 
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