Hippo-Kramer Contest, Week 4 (No Bashing!)

bjfinste

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While Arizona remains a super-secret system play for me, new information has been brought to my attention regarding this particular contest, and I am going to switch:

Arizona +6 OUT

Minnesota +1.5 IN

Minnesota is actually a 1/2 play in my super-secret system, so I'll ride with them instead of the Cardinals.
 

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Well, the cutest QB theory worked out pretty well for me. So I was trying to find other positions with the cutest players...for instance I was looking at Centers. Well the thing is, football players just aren't really "cute" so to speak, especially all the defensive players. Since I feel it wouldn't be fair to discriminate against the defense, I have thrown that theory out and will go with a new one.

This one is called "What would Pookie do?"

Pookie was my cat. He was the sweetest cat ever. I think he was pretty smart. I channeled his energy to see what kind of games he would have chosen, and here is what we came up with:




Minnesota +1.5

Pookie doesn't like badgers, at all. In fact, he said this should be a double play.


Panthers -3

Pookie always wished he was a panther.


NE -7

Pookie was white like snow and it snows a lot up there.



Good luck, I think Pookie's gonna kick ass this week :00hour
 

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NE -7

Pookie was white like snow and it snows a lot up there.

I don't think you are receiving Pokkie's radar accurately. For starters, NE is on the road, so that should negate that selection. ...But also, it's Buffalo that sits in the snow belt - and they are at home. You are missing out on a solid Bills pick.:nono:
 

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I don't think you are receiving Pokkie's radar accurately. For starters, NE is on the road, so that should negate that selection. ...But also, it's Buffalo that sits in the snow belt - and they are at home. You are missing out on a solid Bills pick.:nono:

It's true, he probably should have chosen Buffalo. The truth is, this has nothing to do with snow. Pookie feels bad that I left Brady out of the cutest QB rankings last week, and he is trying to make it up to him this week. Pookie was always very sympathetic...
 

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:mj03: ....Why do I get the feeling you are not actually listening to Pookie at all?
 

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:mj03: ....Why do I get the feeling you are not actually listening to Pookie at all?

Pookie has been dead for years!

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Unless she is 'channeling' Pookie, well.....
 

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Well I don't see the dismal records in this contest changing much this week.

Pookie?

:142lmao:

Just let us know when you are ready to step up to the plate, Agent. Bash bash bash, but no participation!!



:mj03: ....Why do I get the feeling you are not actually listening to Pookie at all?

:mj07: :mj07: Well, it's easier if I go 0-3 to have someone to blame it on!!
 

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OK, it's time:

ATL + 3 ....I think the Falcons get the W in this one. That have to win at least 1 or 2 games, right? This is as good a chance as any, with Houston coming off the Indy game and losing lots of players. ATL 24, HOU 20

SF/SEA Under 41:s2: :s2: ...I'm double bagging this bitch. It's my first super special extra lock double play since week 1. Gonna be a close field position ground war. SF 17, SEA 16.

DAL/STL Under 46 ....Eventually the Cowboys won't score defensive touchdowns. The Rams can't score anyway. Should be an awful game. DAL 31, STL 7.

I hate when people say good luck.
 

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Nice touch isn't it?

Yeah, it's about as useful as a chocolate teapot.

(Note: I did a quick yahoo search for "as useful as" and that it was came up. I've never heard the saying before, but I think I like it and will begin integrating it into my life. Thanks for your time.)
 

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Well Kneifl is always talking about what he was going to bet and should have bet. And strangely, those are ALWAYS winners:shrug:

Just picked it up from my hero....
 

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Or if he just faded himself, look what his record would be:mj07:

True, although I will give him this...at least he is still trying. With and without mentioning any names, some people just pack their chocolate teapot and give up when the going gets tough...
 
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