Your initial post is grotesquely disgusting, as is reflective of this contest in general. First, you open with an excluding statement "Hey guys", thus giving warrant to all the feminists in the world on why they are the way they are. Then, you have to "hunt" down some past rules. Your arcane reference to slaughtering innocent animals is not well disguised. Finally, your self-appointed dictatorship and assumed right to change rules as you see fit creates havoc among the minions.
Smurphy must be somewhere, somehow, in someway, feeling extremely disappointed in this whole affair.
I will try to make it through the season - I think it has been a few years since I accomplished that feat...
