(hollywoods Gay Man Challenge)

[beantownjim]

BOYS I HAVE BEEN STUDYING THE STARS IN HOLLYWOOD FOR YEARS AND I HAVE A KEEN EYE FOR PICKING OUT FAGS IN HOLLYWOOD I WILL GIVE YOU A SHORT LIST OF NAMES YOU JUST WRITE IN (G) FOR GAY (S) FOR STRAIGHT O.K. FELLAS HERE GOES.IF YOU CAN FIND THE FAG AND YOU SCORE ABOVE 51% YOU ARE STRAIGHT BUT IF YOU CANT FIND THE FAG THEN YOU MIGHT BE GAY YOU CAN REMAIN IN THE CLOSET IF YOU CHOOSE THE ANSWERS WILL BE ON THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE

1 CHARLES NELSON RILEY (MATCH GAME)
2 ORSEN WELLS
3 TOM CRUISE
4 PAUL LYNDE
5 MIKE TYSON
6 EDDIE HASKEL (FROM MADJACKS FORUM)
7 DAVID LETTERMAN
8 BUD (FROM FATHER KNOWS BEST)
9 CLAY AIKEN (AMERICAN IDOL)
10 RICHARD SIMMONS
11 BILL BEAN (OAKLAND A'S GENERAL MANAGER)
12 JIM NEIGHBORS (GOMER PYLE)
13 AUNTE BEA. TAYLOR (MAYBERRY R.F.D
14 BOB BARKER (THE PRICE IS RIGHT)
15 RICHARD DAWSON (FAMILY FUED)
16 SCOTTY HAMILTON (FIGURE SKATER)
17 PAUL SHAEFFER (BAND LEADER DAVID LETTERMAN SHOW)
18 MATT LAUER (THE TODAY SHOW)
19 ARSINIO HALL (COMEDIEN)
20 BEANTOWNJIM (MADJACKS FORUM)

NO PEAKING BOYS HERE ARE YOUR ANSWERS YOU MUST HIT 51% TO PASS THE BEANTOWNJIM HOLLYWOOD GAY TEST:moon: FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN IF YOU HAVE SOME QUESTIONABLE GUYS OR GALS I LIKE TO KNOW WHO I AM TALKING TO HERE AT MADJACKS
1G 2S 3G 4G 5S 6G 7S 8G 9G 10G 11G 12G 13S 14S 15S 16S 17G 18S 19G 20S :Yep:

 

[Nick Douglas]

I have heard tons of rumors that Scott Hamilton is straight, but it is just very hard to believe. You left out some big names like Brad Pitt on the straight side and Vin Diesel on the gay side.

 

[beantownjim]

PAUL LYNDE WAS UNCLE ARTHUR ON I DREAM OF JEANIE IN CASE SOME OF THE YOUNGER GUYS WERE WONDERING WHO HE WAS.HE WAS ALSO ON HOLLYWOOD SQUARES.

NICK WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED THAT YOU HAVE PLAYED THIS GAME BEFORE ILL BET YOU WONT PASS THE BEANTOWNJIM HOLLYWOOD TEST HUH NICK YOUR SECRET IS SAFE WITH ME NICKY BOY (HEY BOYS NICK DOUGLAS IS QUEER)

 

[beantownjim]

NICK THAT WAS A JOKE I SAW YOU IN VEGAS WITH A VERY ATTRACTIVE YOUNG LADY I HEARD SHE WAS KEVIN GARNETTS SISTER BUT ITS NONE OF MY BUSINESS I AM JELOUS.NICK DID JACK GIVE YOU YOUR PINK SLIP YET.

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE SPORTSBOOK STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME THEN CALLED ME A SUCKER :thefinger

 

[THE KOD]

NICK THAT WAS A JOKE I SAW YOU IN VEGAS

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beanhead

you really are the lowest of pond scum at times. I am beginning to think that you are not real. You cant be saying some of the crazy chit that you say.

Say the word Nick and I will get the pack in here after this goose named beanhead.

KOD

 

[beantownjim]

SCOTTY BOY DID I SAY SOMETHING TO OFFEND YOU.WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SENDING THE DOGS AFTER ME SCOTTY EVERYTHING I SAY BOTHERS YOU I AM SERIOUSLY THINKING OF FLYING TO ATLANTA SOON AND KICK YOUR ARSE:moon: HOW DID YOU SCORE ON THE TEST SCOTT

SCOTTY ALWAYS SLEEP WITH YOUR HANDS ABOVE THE COVERS THIS WAY YOU WONT BE TEMPTED TO TOUCH YOUR WEINER

 

[RAZ]

hamilton is married, think he has a kid as well, took me by surprise, thought for sure he was a "rainbow warrior", lol!!

it was a follow up on his succesful cancer treatment on one of the entertainment shows

 

[dta6]

MasterbatorBeanerJim

MasterbatorBeanerJim

Number 20 should read "Cross-Dressing-Transsexual Pole Smoker"

Loser...

:thefinger

 

[beantownjim]

HOW ABOUT MATT LAUER MAN DOES HE LOOK GAY NOW THAT HE LOST ALL HIS HAIR.HE GOT MARRIED JUST IN TIME OR HE WOULD HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF BEING GAY FOR SURE:moon: I STILL QUESTION HIS MANHOOD BUT HE DOES HAVE A WIFE:scared FOR NOW.IF SOMEBODY TOLD ME DOWN THE ROAD DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS NO WHAT MATTLAUER IS SLEEPING WITH MAURY POVICH I WOULD SAY YEH I NEW THAT.

HOW COME MOST GAY MEN ARE LOSING THERE HAIR AND THEY INSIST ON GETTING SHORT HAIRCUTS LIKE MATT LAUERS.

SHORT HAIR AND LIGHT BEARDS ITS A DEAD GIVE AWAY YOUR FLOATING NOT WALKING:jump:

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

ok, even I have to admit this was a fawking hilarious thread....!



:lol: :lol:

 

[michaeljbird]

I honestly had no idea Tom Cruise or Arsenio Hall were gay:shrug:

 

[AR182]

paul schaeffer is straight. he is married & at one time he dated eddie van halen's wife(forgot her name).

 

[beantownjim]

AR182 ARE YOU DOUBTING MY FACTS THERE IS NO WAY PAUL SHAEFFER IS STRAIGHT I HAVE BEEN PICKING OUT FAGS IN HOLLYWOOD FOR 25 YEARS AND I HAVE A RIGHT % ABOUT 99.9%.I WOULD BET THE HOUSE THIS GUY ENJOYS MENS FIGURE SKATING,STARBUCKS ON SUNDAY MORNINGS WHILE REAL MEN GOLF,YARD SALES, SIGNS IN THERE FRONT YARDS THAT READ (WAR IS NOT THE ANSWER),INTERIOR DECORATING,ETC ETC.PAUL SHAEFFER IS STRAIGHT AND I JUST WON 20 BETS IN A ROW (SURE NICKY ) I BELIEVE YOU.

(JESUS SAVES,AND ESPOSITO SCORES ON THE REBOUND):grins:

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

(JESUS SAVES,AND ESPOSITO SCORES ON THE REBOUND):grins:

:canada1

 

[JT]

Bob Barker????? I though he did all his models on his show or some of them at least. No way man...

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

paul schaeffer is straight. he is married & at one time he dated eddie van halen's wife(forgot her name).

Anybody who wrote the song "It's raining men" is suspect.

 

[Pujo21]

Bean ole boy..here's your reach-around

Bean ole boy..here's your reach-around

www.sexuality.org/l/lesbigay/gayceleb.html

 

[VaNurse]

Beantownjim,

Is it your goal in life to piss off the entire world or are you just such a weasel that you feel the need to shout your manhood?

Would you lay off the gay bashing?

I know I may be setting myself up here to be slammed by the bulk of the board who find your rantings "hilarious" but, personally, I find you pathetic.:nooo:

BTW, if I'm not mistaken, Paul Lynde played Uncle Arthur on Bewitched, not I Dream of Jeannie.

 

[buddy]

VaNurse,

Gay bashing (among other things) is a big part of BTJ's schtick.

It's what makes him what he is.

Maybe he means it, maybe not. Who the hell cares?

Face it....his posts are imaginitive and pretty damn amusing.

I think they're funny as hell.

I wish I was that creative.

Lastly, with this being cyberspace, there ain't much any of us can do about each other unless we're the moderator.

 

[THE KOD]