Honesty is the best policy!

Bluemound Freak

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> Dear Abby:
>
> I am a crack dealer in Memphis who has recently been diagnosed as a
> carrier of the HIV virus.
>
> My parents live in a suburb of Knoxville and one of my sisters, who
> lives in Nashville, is married to a transvestite.
>
> My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and
> selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters,
> who are prostitutes in Tunica.
>
> I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life
> sentence in Parchman for murder of a teenage boy in 1994.The other
> brother is currently being held in the Arkansas Remand Center on
charges
of
> sexual
> misconduct with his three children.
>
> I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who
> lives in Atlanta and is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel.
>
> All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiance' and
> look forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want
to
> be totally honest with her.
>
> Should I tell her about my cousin who goes to Alabama? Worried About
> My Reputation
 
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