Hooters vs. Xmas Shopping

[Morris]

My wife just said to me if I go Xmas shopping with her on Monday :scared we could stop afterwards at Hooters:jump: :spotting: :Yep: Man, that's a tough call. I think the trade off is about even. What's everone think?



Bob:shrug:


I really do like the wings:brows:

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

your a lucky guy to have a wife like that, be thankful, be VERY thankful

 

[fatdaddycool]

What??????
tell her the following: "I have an idea honey, how about you go shopping and on the way drop me at Hooters and swing by and get me on the way back home. Oh and by the way, stop by Victoria Secret and pick something up to strap across your ass when we get home because I should be worked up to a pretty good lather after drinking beer and staring at all the women I could have had if you weren't strapped to my ass. After wards you can wrap presents while I watch football, eat pizza and drink more beer, and if you are done by halftime gimme a shout maybe I will throw you another one". If she doesn' t agree to that then simply ask her "What s the matter...you don't like pizza"?
here to help brother

 

[freelancc]

go for it... earn brownie points with her... besides Hooters will have Monday Night Football on the Televisions....

i see a Hat trick...


just place your wager before you go out...

 

[GENO]

fat

the only thing you left off was the part where you ask her to slide down the banister to warm it up first !

 

[ferdville]

Hopefully it will be a sunny day. Then you can keep your sun glasses on. It is so much easier to leer that way.

 

[AR182]

If you can't touch the merchandise what good is it to go to Hooters.(LOL) You're better off staying with your wife.

 

[ctownguy]

Fatdaddy: ROTFLMFAO

You are a funny guy:lol: :lol: :lol2

 

[SixFive]

I thought u were going to say that your wife made u a deal, u could see/play with her hooters if u went Christmas shopping.

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

the only thing you left off was the part where you ask her to slide down the banister to warm it up first !

OUCH.

watch for those wood splints.....errrrrrrrrrr....or so my friends have told me.....

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

Fatdaddy: ROTFLMFAO

You are a funny guy:lol: :lol: :lol2

By far the funniest guy on this board,