How do the Dodgers suck? Let me count the ways....

thelawguy

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The only smart thing I did on the Dodgers game was to LAY OFF. They killed me yesterday and I am thankin' the almighty that I was not stupid enough to play them again tonight. :thefinger

I can see the stadium from my office in downtown L.A. and I think I can smell the stank of the Blue Crew from here. The best thing that could happen for them this year is a strike or a large earthquake centered under the Ravine.

OK, I'm done.
 

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The Dodgers must have split the season into two halves...

They're stinking up the joint at the beginning of the 2nd half like they did at the start of the 1st! :shrug: ;)
 

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Looking up on the scoreboard how it was invented

Looking up on the scoreboard how it was invented

that's how scoreboard watching was invented you can't win on your own. you can't beat sub 500 teams so you end up in the wild card eventually the teams you battling in the wild card keep winning to so not only are you battling in your divison but against a few other teams from other divisions. So every night when your playing outfield ie: shawn green dave roberts brian jordan your looking up on the scoreboard ha look the expos beat ny cin beat pits ......
 

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I'll tell you what, the sock thing didn't work and with the Giants coming to town :shrug: This could be what the Dodgers have been waiting for,remember how the Giants kicked their:moon: the very 1st. series of the year at Dodger Stadium-Revenge----
NAW. Maybe they should wear their Blue shirts tomorrow;)
 

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I've seen most of the Dodger games this year. Other than better than average pitching and an excellent closer, it isn't a big surprise to anybody who objectively watched the Dodgers. They got almost every conceivable break a team could get in the first half of the season. Every bounce went their way. This kind of stuff turns around and with the Dodgers the turn around started with a few bad calls by the umpires. It has mushroomed from there. Look at their lineup top to bottom - outside of Lo Duca and Green, who causes concern? Karros? Getting rid of Sheffield may have helped the chemistry, but it didn't do much for a relatively weak lineup sorely lacking in power. Look for the Dodger slide to continue. Even if Kevin Brown comes back in a few weeks, they need bats. Perez has gone into the dumpster since the break and Brown would be lucky to duplicate the Perez performance in the first half. Ditto for Ishii. The league had a look at him and he isn't going to have a second half anywhere near his first. I believe that the relative weaknesses of the Giants and DBacks may keep the Dodgers in the race for a time, as none of these teams has the kind of depth to pull away from the others. But the Dodgers are clearly the weakest of the bunch and their inability to come from behind (1-41 when behind after eight innnings) makes it virtually impossible for them to be contenders in September.
 

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Once again all of us here in Southern California get hyped and excited about the play of the Dodgers and Angels, and once again both teams look as if they are going to fade down the stretch! This freakin sucks!:shrug:
 
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Billy

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I'm just wondering when they are going to resume batting
practice after the All Star break......NOW might be a good
time.....:shrug:
 

Hack

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Can you say grezolanik(spelling?)
This prick does not deserve to have his name spelled or pronounced correctly.
Whats he hitting?A buck and change.Consistently strikes out and CONTINUALLY hits into double plays.
I`ll try to put this subtly.
This guy fukhing stinks worse than my jockstrap after playing a indoor lacroose game in 120 degree heat.

Jim Tracy,please get a clue.
Christ,bring back Sax.
The old man could not do any worse.
Go Blue!
 

vchipsliu

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Man on third, nobody out. Bonds injuried his leg and out of game.
Everybody in stadium thought it's game.
Wrong!!! Goodwin (not a dodger)hit a winning RBI and they lost again.
Do you know how many games they lost after the all-star game?
The dodgers do have some problems right now.
Be careful if someone is still trying to back them in the near future
games...............



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