BOYS DO YOU REMEMBER THE MOVIE ITS A WONDERFULL LIFE WELL THE PAST MONTH OR SO I HAVE FELT LIKE GEORGE BAILEY.THE LAST TIME I WAS IN THE FORUM I WAS DOWN IN THE DUMPS WITH 36 DOLLARS IN MY BANK ACCOUNT AND NOBODY TO TALK TO I MEAN WHEN YOUR BROKE YOU CANT FIND ANYBODY WHO CARES. I WAS NEVER THINKING OF SUICIDE HOWEVER IF MY CAR WENT OFF THE TOBIN BRIDGE I WOULDNT HAVE TRIED TO HARD TO GET OUT.ENOUGH WITH THE DOOM AND GLOOM OLD BEANTOWNJIM IS BACK ON HIS FEET THATS RIGHT FOLKS
BOYS I TOOK DESPERATE MEASURES I BORROWED $40 GRAND OFF MY ANNUITY FUND AND ITS AMAZING HOW PEOPLE HAVE CHANGED TOWARDS ME WHOEVER SAID MONEY CANT BUY HAPPINESS IS FULL OF SHIT.SINCE I GOT THE MONEY MY PHONE HAS BEEN RINGING OFF THE HOOK I AM THE RICHEST GUY IN TOWN.I MUST SAY I AM SURPRISED AT SOME OF THE PEOPLE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD AND HOW THEY ARE TREATING ME NOW THAT THEY FOUND OUT I HAVE SOME CASH.HERE ARE A COUPLE OF EXAMPLES FROM JUST THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS.
I HAVE MY BREAKFAST AT THE VICTORIAS DINER 3 TIMES A WEEK SUZY THE WAITRESS HAS BEEN THERE FOREVER.IN ALL THE YEARS I HAVE BEEN GOING THERE I HAVE NEVER BEEN OFFERED EXTRA BACON.I WAS SHOCKED WHEN SUZY SAID BEANTOWN DO YOU WANT A COUPLE OF MORE STRIPS OF BACON I SAID SURE.THEN IT HIT ME JOHNNY KCOCKDOWN WAS IN THE DAY BEFORE AND MUST HAVE TOLD SUZY ABOUT THE MONEY AND SURE ENOUGH SUZY INDIRECTLY SAID (I HOPE I CAN AFFORD A NEW COMPUTER FOR MY DAUGHTER FOR CHRISTMAS) I PRETENDED NOT TO HEAR HER AND I CHANGED THE SUBJECT I LEFT A BIGGER TIP THAN USUAL BUT I SUPPOSE I WILL BE EATING SOMEWHERE ELSE UNTIL AFTER CHRISTMAS.I AM BEANTOWNJIM NOT SANTA CLAUS SUZY
BOYS YOU WILL LOVE THIS ONE WHEN I HAD 36 DOLLARS IN MY BANK ACCOUNT I BROUGHT IN 100 DOLLAR PERSONAL CHECK TO CASH I THOUGHT I HAD MORE MONEY IN MY ACCOUNT. CHERYL THE BANK TELLER TOLD ME I DIDNT HAVE ENOUGH IN MY ACCOUNT AND LOOKED AT ME LIKE GET THE F-CK OUT OF HERE YOU BUM BEFORE I CALL THE F.B.I. AND HAVE YOU ARRESTED FOR FRAUD.WELL WHEN CHERYL SAW ME DEPOSIT 40 GRAND INTO MY ACCOUNT I WAS MR. BEANTOWNJIM AND I GOT ITS A NICE DAY HUH BEANTOWN.SHE WAS SMILING AND TALKING TO ME I SAID TO MYSELF ISNT THIS THE SAME WOMEN WHO WAS GOING TO HAVE ME ARRESTED LAST WEEK.
THEN OF COURSE I HAVE MY REAL FRIENDS JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN AND THE BOYS AT THE IRISH SOCIAL I GOT A CALL SUNDAY AFTERNOON DURING THE PATRIOTS GAME.BEANTOWNJIM ITS JOHNNY KCOCKDOWN ITS YOUR ROUND I AM GOING TO SET UP THE BAR O.K.I WALKED INTO THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB YESTERDAY AND THE BARTENDER SAID BEANTOWN YOU HAVE A BAR TAB OF 56 DOLLARS I SAID TOMMY I WASNT EVEN HERE YESTERDAY HOW DID I GET A BAR TAB.WELL IT SEEMS JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN WASNT JOKING AROUND HE BOUGHT THE BOYS A DRINK AND A TRAY OF CHICKEN WINGS ON BEANTOWNJIM .
FELLAS I MIGHT HAVE TO GET OUT OF TOWN EVERYBODY IS LOOKING FOR DOUGH EVEN FATHER RYAN FROM THE ST. MARYS CHURCH IS AFTER ME.I WAS TAKING A WALK AT CASTLE ISLAND THE OTHER DAY AND I RAN INTO FATHER RYAN I HAVENT SEEN THIS GUY IN A YEAR SINCE I STOPPED GOING TO CHURCH.I CANT BELIEVE A PRIEST IS EXTORTING ME OUT OF MY MONEY.EXTORTION IN THE CATHOLIC CHURCH WHATS NEXT.FATHER RYAN SAID TO ME I SEE YOUR LOVELY WIFE IN CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY BEANTOWN SHES A LOVELY WOMEN I KNEW HE WAS UP TO NO GOOD WHEN HE STOPPED TO TALK HE USUALLY PRETENDS HE DIDNT SEE ME AND TURNS THE OTHER WAY.WELL ACCORDING TO FATHER RYAN THE CATHOLIC CHURCH NEEDS MONEY FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON AND HE WOULD LIKE TO SEE ME IN CHURCH THIS SUNDAY AND HE WENT OUT OF HIS WAY TO MENTION WE ARE TAKING DOUBLE COLLECTIONS TO HELP THE NEEDY.I FELT LIKE SAYING WHERE THE F-CK WAS THE CHURCH WHEN I WAS NEEDY AND OWED MY BOOKIE A COUPLE OF DIMES.IN CLOSING FATHER RYAN SAID HE WILL SEE ME SUNDAY MORNING AND BRING MY CHECK BOOK THEN HE LAUGHED BUT I KNOW HE WAS SERIOUS.MY WIFE DOESNT KNOW I BORROWED THE MONEY I HAD A FRIEND FORGE HER NAME ON THE DOCUMENTS SHE HAD TO SIGN FOR ME TO GET THE MONEY.IF I DONT SHOW UP FOR CHURCH ON SUNDAY I KNOW THIS RAT BASTERD FATHER RYAN WILL TELL MY WIFE I HAVE MONEY BOY THEY DONT MAKE PRIEST'S THE WAY THEY USED TO.
I AM JUST WAITING FOR (CLEVFAN) FROM MAJOR WAGER TO E-MAIL ME THAT HER GRUBBY SON NEEDS CLOTH'S AND FOOD AND I HEARD THAT YOU HAVE CASH NOW.THEY ARE COMING OUT OF THE WOODWORKS I WONDER WHO WILL HOLD ME UP TODAY.
HAVING MONEY IN MY POCKET IS HARD TO HOLD ON TO BUT IT SURE FEELS BETTER THAN BEING BROKE.
YOU SEE BEANTOWNJIM YOU REALLY ARE HAVING A WONDERFULL LIFE
