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You just need what he's got in his hand......

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Wiccan Teacher Wins Lottery Jackpot


BALTIMORE (AP) -- The Maryland Lottery on Tuesday validated a winning Mega Millions ticket purchased by an accountant who teaches the Wiccan religion.

Elwood "Bunky" Bartlett said he will take a lump sum cash payment. His quarter share of Friday's Mega Millions jackpot amounts to about $48.6 million, or $32.6 million after taxes. He took the cash option because he can invest the money better than anyone else, Bartlett said after a meeting with lottery officials at the agency's headquarters in Baltimore.

Bartlett, 40, of Dundalk, said his win will allow him to devote his time to teaching people about Wicca, a nature-based religion. He said he also wants to buy a big house with a pool, but he doesn't plan to stop eating at McDonald's or buying his clothes at Wal-Mart.:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

Bartlett holds one of four winning tickets for Friday's estimated jackpot of $330 million. As of Tuesday afternoon no one had publicly stepped forward to claim the other three winning tickets, which were sold in New Jersey, Texas and Virginia.

The odds that any ticket would match all five numbers - 8, 18, 22, 40 and 44, plus the Mega Ball number of 11 - were one in 176 million.
 

Agent 0659

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He took the cash option because he can invest the money better than anyone else

:rolleyes: This fat fukc will be busted in just under 3 years.

Bartlett, 40, of Dundalk, said his win will allow him to devote his time to teaching people about Wicca, a nature-based religion.


Sounds noble....


He said he also wants to buy a big house with a pool, but he doesn't plan to stop eating at McDonald's or buying his clothes at Wal-Mart.


Well who would, I mean after all this IS America.

:rolleyes:

Seems this guy got screwed at every turn of the World...such as looks, and brains. Makes sense he would hit the long shot...best of luck to ya buddy!
 

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:scared :scared :scared

Didn't Kosar wait around for like 10 hours to shake this guys hand at the WSOP?:shrug:

Wonder what he will do for him now!:com:
 

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Good thing he took the lump sum, he'll die from cardiovascular disease sooner than later.
 

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that boy has some of the fattest fu.cking fingers ive ever seen:com:...good thing hes not a proctologist:scared
 

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It's almost like these hunters that kill big bucks and stand way behind them for the picture so they look all that much more huge. He wants that lotto ticket to appear bigger by leaning his head and shoulders back.

"asshat" :142smilie :mj07:
 
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