How To Shower Like a Woman
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according
to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look
at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more
sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg
cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once
with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your
hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit
mint conditioner enhanced. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial
scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut
and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits
and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size
of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Check entire
body for zits, tweeze hairs. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing
gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up
any exposed areas.
How To Shower Like a Man
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in
a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake
wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. Look at your manly physique
in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. Get
in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in
your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud
it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and
surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck
on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off
and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor
because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener
size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light
and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife,
pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed. If there is anyone among you who did not laugh
at the truth behind this, there is something so very wrong with you.
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according
to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look
at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more
sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg
cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once
with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your
hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit
mint conditioner enhanced. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial
scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut
and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits
and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size
of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Check entire
body for zits, tweeze hairs. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing
gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up
any exposed areas.
How To Shower Like a Man
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in
a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake
wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. Look at your manly physique
in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. Get
in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in
your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud
it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and
surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck
on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off
and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor
because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener
size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light
and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife,
pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed. If there is anyone among you who did not laugh
at the truth behind this, there is something so very wrong with you.
