How to piss your dog off. Funny vid

[fatdaddycool]

It must get really annoying when a loudmouthed Billy Bass shows up at a golf outing and sucks at golf. Tried to compensate by being loud and obnoxious but would rather he stay at home next outing.

Actually, my game has vastly improved and I played pretty well last outing.

See here is the real difference between you and I, and probably much of the reason you have little or no friends on here and I at least have a couple.

I realize and readily admit I have faults. I talk, laugh, and socialize in a loud way at times. I am also overbearing and caustic at times. I have no illusions of who I am. I never professed to be a good golfer. I have only laid claim to being an individual and right or wrong, I accept any and all consequences of my actions. I don't expect a person like you to understand the importance of integrity, or loyalty and compassion. I have quite a bit of fun on here and have said some things that someone like you will never understand. Luckily, I don't care if you do.

Hope that helps,
FDC

 

[azbob]

The fun part is anyone with any common sense understands exactly the dynamic here...that is anyone but you.

I'm not surprised by Nurse FDC's behavior on the golf course as he probably feels out of place around people walking on grass instead of smoking it, cocktails at the 19th hole not moonshine at the fishin' hole and interacting with real life people rather than his online buddies and probation officer.

 

[fatdaddycool]

Nurse FDC is pretty sensitive and doesn't have a sense of humor about herself.

She just can't resist responding to every comment directed her way which makes it an entertaining, although mindless, pastime to tweak her inane and somewhat disturbing perspective.

She will prove this by again responding to this note. Even though I am "tupid" and retarded, FDC woke up in her mother's basement this morning thinking about what we are saying about her online.

Nurse Crissy is the typical ignorant internet poster who thinks himself hard-living, hard-loving and is an expert on every topic.

The reality is when someone calls him on his ignorance he immediately rolls up into a ball and cries out for his mommy.

I can't be sure if he lives in his mother's basement or a trailer down by the river but, it is obvious all he has is his fishin' buddies who like him because he brings the malt liquor and his circle of imaginary friends on the internet who give him power by not questioning his idiotic viewpoints and posts in the same way that we praise the retarded kid when he attempts to throw the ball somewhere toward the basket. Everyone gets a ribbon in the world of FDC.

The fun part is anyone with any common sense understands exactly the dynamic here...that is anyone but you.

I'm not surprised by Nurse FDC's behavior on the golf course as he probably feels out of place around people walking on grass instead of smoking it, cocktails at the 19th hole not moonshine at the fishin' hole and interacting with real life people rather than his online buddies and probation officer.

You have made three straight posts talking shit about me and I have responded to none until now. It seems that the posts come much more frequently when I ignore you. Two things occur to me, you seek some sort of affirmation from me by my replying to your posts and seem to be regurgitating the same tired old insults at me. You also seem to be completely unable to grasp the concept of relocation. I am from Chicago, I don't drink moonshine and rarely drink at all. I also go to the golf outings, something you can only dream about. In your dreams about me and golfing with me, do I bash your fucking skull in with Nole's 9 iron? If so, you may be psychic.

There you go cunt, I replied to you so go put your panty hose on, strap on the ball gag, and have Uncle Bob bring the wine and wiffleball bat over. It's a big night in the azboob household now.

Hope that helps,
FDC

 

[azbob]

You forgot to comment on the smoking grass part.

Please be sure to comment on every one of my accusations so as to assure the MadJack community that "you realize and readily admit you have faults. You talk, laugh, and socialize in a loud way at times. You are also overbearing and caustic at times. You have no illusions of who you are. You never professed to be a good golfer. You have only laid claim to being an individual and right or wrong, you accept any and all consequences of your actions. You don't expect a person like me to understand the importance of integrity, or loyalty and compassion. You have quite a bit of fun on here and have said some things that someone like me will never understand." Thank you Rabbi Blitzstein.

Congrats on the move from Texas to Chicago. Hopefully you were able to supplement your multiple degrees with the continuation of your participation in the nursing program. If not just let me know so I don't refer to you as Nurse FDC any longer. I will have to think of another adjective and, thankfully, several immediately come to mind.

 

[fatdaddycool]

You forgot to comment on the smoking grass part.

Please be sure to comment on every one of my accusations so as to assure the MadJack community that "you realize and readily admit you have faults. You talk, laugh, and socialize in a loud way at times. You are also overbearing and caustic at times. You have no illusions of who you are. You never professed to be a good golfer. You have only laid claim to being an individual and right or wrong, you accept any and all consequences of your actions. You don't expect a person like me to understand the importance of integrity, or loyalty and compassion. You have quite a bit of fun on here and have said some things that someone like me will never understand." Thank you Rabbi Blitzstein.

Congrats on the move from Texas to Chicago. Hopefully you were able to supplement your multiple degrees with the continuation of your participation in the nursing program. If not just let me know so I don't refer to you as Nurse FDC any longer. I will have to think of another adjective and, thankfully, several immediately come to mind.

What the fuck do you care for you manc twonk? What the fuck is your deal? I don't have to justify shit to you. You are nothing to me, but I am still curious as to what your fucking problem is? I have zero interest in continuing this with you and have expressed that several times, yet you continue to follow me around and talk shit. Are you really this desperate for attention?

I don't post in your threads. Simply stay out of mine and you won't have to worry about what I do with my private life. I don't actually even care if you post in my threads or if you don't, just keep my name out of your mouth and posts and you don't have to worry about what I am doing. I just don't understand why you would act like this when we teach our children not to? Maybe you don't consider the younger orphans to be children, but I would if I were you. Maybe you need to take a little time for some very much needed introspection.

In closing, please do come to the golf outing, you may learn something about social graces and maybe even lose the shitty childish attitude. I won't be introducing myself as I would much rather run you over but I still think you might learn that being a dick isn't funny. It's just being a dick.


Hope that helps,
FDC

 

[azbob]

Thanks for the feedback. Pure entertainment...I look forward to a continuation of that stream of consciousness posting as do the orphans and golfers.

 

[Sportsaholic]

So glad we've gotten past all the penguinfan/The Boys bullshit and moved on.........:lol:

 

[THE KOD]

In your dreams about me and golfing with me, do I bash your fucking skull in with Nole's 9 iron? If so, you may be psychic.

Hope that helps,
FDC

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thats a good one

 

[s-love]

He really is just like Billy Bass- funny for a couple of times and then just downright annoying. Kinda looks like a Furby, too.

Billy Bass + Furby = F D C

 

[fatdaddycool]

So glad we've gotten past all the penguinfan/The Boys bullshit and moved on.........:lol:

I thought you would be happy about that.

I don't know what the fucking (i really like this word) Manc wants or why he is so interested in me but it's a bit unsettling. Next thing you know the femailman will be putting a bunch of Ken dolls with the asses eaten out in my mailbox, complete with Arizona postmarks.

Cue the video............

Ain't nobody got time for that says Sugar.


Hope that helps,
FDC

 

[bleedingpurple]

Too much nurse bashing in this thread.