Hunting Season or Vegetarian

[THE KOD]

Hunting Prices

2006 Deer Hunting Rates and Dates:

(All prices include a guide, all your meals, and lodging)
Absolutely No Trophy Fees or any additional fees besides license and tags

3 Day Turkey Hunt Semi Guided $795
3 Day Turkey Hunt Fully Guided $995
5 Day Bow Deer Hunt $1795
4 Day Rifle Deer Hunt $2495
2 Day Muzzleloader Deer Hunt $1495
4 Day Muzzleloader Deer Hunt $1995
7 day Trophy Whitetail Rut Hunt $3900

Call to make arrangemens for extended stays

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Ever wish the animals could have guns too???

 

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> > Subject: An Atheist in the Woods
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> > An atheist was walking through the woods.
> > "What majestic trees!"
> > "What powerful rivers!"
> > "What beautiful animals!"
> > He said to himself.
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> > As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging towards him.
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> > He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.
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> > He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
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> > At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"
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> > Time Stopped.
> > The bear froze.
> > The forest was silent.
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> > As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist, and even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
> > The atheist looked directly into the lightand said, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?"
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> > "Very Well," said the voice.
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> > The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
> >
> > "Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."

 

[fatdaddycool]

Scott,
As it is well documented and showing on Discovery Channel right now, the Jungle edition, Chimpanzees regularly hunt down, kill and eat rival populations. As they are the closest genetic species to homo sapien I would suspect there is an answer somewhere in there.

Hope this helps,

FDC