Hush now, Part 2

Amethyest

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Dude?

Dude?

fatdaddycool said:
Dude,
Without you, Sears wouldn't have a music section.


Hope this helps,
FDC
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Fine. Have you taken some time to understand the theme? Or could you care less?


,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,In case you run out, a few more for ya
 
JOSHNAUDI

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fatdaddycool said:
You seem a bit thin-skinned.
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no pepper

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I get it

I get it

You wouldn't believe some of
the kids that come in here.
They're really spaced out. Last night,
this cat, this cat comes in and says...
..."If anger is red and envy is
green, what color is jealousy?"
And I mean he's really spaced out!
And you just don't go fucking people's
heads up when they're spaced out!
So I said, uh, "Black, right?
Because jealousy is poison."
He says, "Yeah, but it's got to be
something else than that."
And I said, "Green, because after all,
jealousy is like envy."
"Except that envy is over things
and jealousy is over people."
"A lot of people treat other people as,
you know, things."
And he says, "Wow! Groovy!"
And he walks off
and I never saw that cat!
Another cat comes up and he asks me
to tell him about his wild eyes!
Did he have wild eyes?
He was speeding. Really groovy.
And all the people that come up here
asking, you know...
...if we can page
their freaked out friends.
I mean, like right now
I'm missing my sister.
I lost her. She was on, uh, on mesc.
And I lost her during
Richie Haven's performance.
I've got her tickets home.
I haven't seen her since.
She's all right.
Sure she is.
It's just that I'd like to see her
so I can get home in time.
She's got to be back Monday for Court.
 
Amethyest

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I read the whole thing

I read the whole thing

no pepper said:
You wouldn't believe some of
the kids that come in here.
They're really spaced out. Last night,
this cat, this cat comes in and says...
..."If anger is red and envy is
green, what color is jealousy?"
And I mean he's really spaced out!
And you just don't go fucking people's
heads up when they're spaced out!
So I said, uh, "Black, right?
Because jealousy is poison."
He says, "Yeah, but it's got to be
something else than that."
And I said, "Green, because after all,
jealousy is like envy."
"Except that envy is over things
and jealousy is over people."
"A lot of people treat other people as,
you know, things."
And he says, "Wow! Groovy!"
And he walks off
and I never saw that cat!
Another cat comes up and he asks me
to tell him about his wild eyes!
Did he have wild eyes?
He was speeding. Really groovy.
And all the people that come up here
asking, you know...
...if we can page
their freaked out friends.
I mean, like right now
I'm missing my sister.
I lost her. She was on, uh, on mesc.
And I lost her during
Richie Haven's performance.
I've got her tickets home.
I haven't seen her since.
She's all right.
Sure she is.
It's just that I'd like to see her
so I can get home in time.
She's got to be back Monday for Court.
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Without me having to look it up, the name of the author please
 
JOSHNAUDI

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This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship

This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship

Amethyest said:
How can I not smile :lol:
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:toast::toast::toast:

This always makes me smile too
Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?
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For more adventures of BloodNinja and his cyber sexcapades
http://www.megalomaniac.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html
 
no pepper

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That seagull was hot and worthy of #2

That seagull was hot and worthy of #2

Just some hippie chick talking at Woodstock. Don't know her name. Figured you have seen the movie since you are blowing the same horn.
 
Amethyest

Amethyest

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Movie? I will look it up

Movie? I will look it up

no pepper said:
Just some hippie chick talking at Woodstock. Don't know her name. Figured you have seen the movie since you are blowing the same horn.
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Woodstock days? B4 my time, I am interested to learn more though. Thanks :toast:
 
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