A Canadian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in
a
> > diner when an American man, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The
> > Canadian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless, started up a
> > conversation.
> > The American snapped his gum and said, "You Canadian folk eat the whole
> > bread?"
> > The Canadian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast,
> > and replied, "Of course."
> > The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we only eat
> > what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them,
> > transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada." The American
> had
> > a smirk on his face.
> > The Canadian listened in silence. The American persisted. "D'ya eat
> jelly
> > with the bread?"
> > Sighing, the Canadian replied, "Of course."
> > Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In
> the
> > States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels,
> > seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into
> jam
> > and sell it to Canada."
> > The Canadian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?" The American
> > smiled and said, "Why of course we do." The Canadian leaned closer to
> him
> > and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
> > "We throw them away, of course."
> > Now it was the Canadian's turn to smile. "We don't. In Canada, we
> > put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum
> and
> > sell them to the United States."
> >
> > "I AM CANADIAN
>
Spanky
a
> > diner when an American man, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The
> > Canadian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless, started up a
> > conversation.
> > The American snapped his gum and said, "You Canadian folk eat the whole
> > bread?"
> > The Canadian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast,
> > and replied, "Of course."
> > The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we only eat
> > what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them,
> > transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada." The American
> had
> > a smirk on his face.
> > The Canadian listened in silence. The American persisted. "D'ya eat
> jelly
> > with the bread?"
> > Sighing, the Canadian replied, "Of course."
> > Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In
> the
> > States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels,
> > seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into
> jam
> > and sell it to Canada."
> > The Canadian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?" The American
> > smiled and said, "Why of course we do." The Canadian leaned closer to
> him
> > and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
> > "We throw them away, of course."
> > Now it was the Canadian's turn to smile. "We don't. In Canada, we
> > put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum
> and
> > sell them to the United States."
> >
> > "I AM CANADIAN
>
Spanky
