WHAT THE F-CK IS GOING ON HERE I JUST LOOKED OUT IN MY YARD AND I HAVE A POND I AM NOT SH-TTING YOU I AM FLOODED OUT.WE ARE HAVING FLASH FLOODS HERE IN BOSTON 3 INCHES OF RAIN THE LAST 2 DAYS.BOYS WHEN I TELL YOU THIS I KNOW YOU WONT BELIEVE ME BUT I HAVE A MAN MADE POND IN MY YARD AND THE F-CKING RUSSIAN NEXT DOOR DID IT TO ME.I HAVE BEEN THROUGH HEAVY RAINS IN THE PAST BUT I AM NOT KIDDING YOU I HAVE A LAKE RIGHT NOW I COULD ACTUALLY ROW A BOAT.I TOLD MY WIFE I HAVE TO FIND OUT WHAT THE F-CK IS GOING ON SO I PUT ON MY 2 FOOT RUBBER BOOTS AND WENT OUTSIDE TO INVESTIGATE.CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS BULLSH-T YURI HAS A NEW PCV PIPE ABOUT 4 INCHES WIDE DRAINING ALL THE WATER FROM HIS YARD UNDER MY FENCE WHAT THE F-CK THE BALLS ON THIS GUY.I AM GOING TO THE DEPARTMENT OF INSPECTIONALSERVICES TOMORROW AND MAKE HIM DIG UP HIS YARD AND MOVE THIS PIPE I AM F-CKING FLOODED OUT.I F-CKING KNEW IT WAS TO QUIET AROUND HERE I AM LIVING NEXT DOOR TO A FRIGGING MENTAL CASE.THIS F-CKING RUSSIAN IS TRYING TO MAKE ME KILL HIM I DONT KNOW IF HE HAS A LIFE INSURANCE POLICY ON ME AND IS HOPING I AM SENT TO DEATH ROW.BOYS THIS IS NO JOKE I CAN GO FISHING IN MY BACK YARD AND I AM WATCHING THE WATER DRAIN FROM YURIS YARD I CANT BELIEVE WHAT I AM SEEING EVEN MY WIFE IS BULLSH-T IF IT WASNT SO LATE I WOULD MARCH OVER HIS HOUSE RIGHT NOW AND KICK THIS F-CKING IDIOTS ARSE. :cursin:
(I AM GOING TO F-CKING KILL YURI TOMORROW)
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KILL IS A STRONG WORD HOWEVER I AM GOING TO SUCKER PUNCH THIS F-CKING MENTAL CASE.WHAT THE F-CK DID I EVER DO TO THIS NUT TO HAVE HIM BUST MY BALLS IN SO MANY WAYS.THIS KID REALLY NEEDS A BEATING I AM 45 YEARS OLD NOW AND I DONT REALLY WANT TO BE ROLLING AROUND IN THE STREET IN FRONT OF MY NEIGHBORS BUT I CANT JUST SIT HERE AND ALLOW HIM TO TORTURE ME.JESUS CHRIST BACK WHEN THE OLD NEIGHBORHOOD WAS ALL IRISH I COULD HIRE A GOOD PAL TO FIREBOMB THE PR-CK BUT NOW WITH MY LUCK ONE OF THE 75% RUSSIANS LIVING IN MY NEW NEIGHBORHOOD WOULD PICK UP THE FIREBOMB AND WHIP IT AT MY HOUSE AND I WOULD BE TOAST.I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO I DONT WANT TO TELL THE POLICE BECAUSE I KNOW A LOT OF COPS AND THEY WOULD JUST SAY WHY DONT YOU JUST PUNCH HIM OUT.I MIGHT BE ABLE TO TAKE YURI BUT HE IS 10 YEARS YOUNGER AND AT THIS POINT I DONT TRUST MY OLD LEFT HOOK 
BOYS I KNOW I LIKE TO JOKE A LOT BUT THESE YURI STORIES ARE TRUE THIS GUY IS A REAL PAIN IN THE ARSE :moon: I KNOW HE WANTS ME OUT OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD HE ALREADY HAD HIS COUSIN ASK ME IF I WANT TO SELL MY HOUSE.I AM NOT LEAVING EVEN IF I HAVE TO GO TO WAR WITH THIS WHACK JOB I AM GOING TO GET A BB GUN AND PUT A COUPLE OF HOLES IN HIS WINDOWS AND HIS CAR.I CANT JUST KEEP SITTING BACK AND TAKING THIS EVEN MY LOVELY WIFE IS STARTING TO THINK I AM AFFRAID OF YURI I'LL SHOW HER TOMORROW.I CANT SLEEP TONIGHT I AM TO PISSED OFF I JUST OPENED A NICE CORONA WITH EXTRA LIME AND I AM STEERING AT MY NEW LAKE.
HEY JACK REMEMBER THAT FISHING TRIP YOU PLANNED THIS SUMMER HOW ABOUT I STOCK MY YARD AND YOU AND THE BOYS COME OVER TO SOUTH BOSTON AND FISH.P.S. BRING RAYMOND/BLOCKHEAD MAYBE HE CAN TEACH YURI A LESSON.
WOULD THE LAST AMERICAN LEAVING SOUTH BOSTON PLEASE GRAB THE FLAG :bsflag THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING
HEY JACK REMEMBER THAT FISHING TRIP YOU PLANNED THIS SUMMER HOW ABOUT I STOCK MY YARD AND YOU AND THE BOYS COME OVER TO SOUTH BOSTON AND FISH.P.S. BRING RAYMOND/BLOCKHEAD MAYBE HE CAN TEACH YURI A LESSON.
WOULD THE LAST AMERICAN LEAVING SOUTH BOSTON PLEASE GRAB THE FLAG :bsflag THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING
I WISH IT WAS A ROUTINE GM BUT I CANT MAKE THIS STUFF UP I AM DEALING WITH A LUNATIC HE GOES OUT OF HIS WAY TO BUST MY BALLS AND EVERYTHING IS DONE ON PURPOSE.AT FIRST I WAS JUST TRYING TO LAUGH IT OFF BUT NO KIDDING I AM FLOODED OUT ALL THE DRAINAGE FROM HIS YARD IS PIPED INTO MINE AND IT IS WELL HIDDEN IN THE CORNER OF THE FENCE.THIS WAS DONE RECENTLY AND HE PROBABLY NEVER THOUGHT WE WOULD GET RAIN LIKE WE ARE GETTING NOW WELL OVER 3INCHES OF RAIN.I HAVE TO CALL THE BUILDING INSPECTORS TO LOOK AT THIS IT CANT BE LEGAL.
SO YOUR JUST STUCK IN YOUR HOUSE PLAYING WITH YOURSELF WATCHING NIGHTRIDER
YOU CANT BE MARRIED OR HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WITH ALL THE TIME YOU SPEND ON THE COMPUTER YOU MUST BE ONE OF THOSE BOSTON PRIEST GUYS
YOU CANT BE MARRIED OR HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WITH ALL THE TIME YOU SPEND ON THE COMPUTER YOU MUST BE ONE OF THOSE BOSTON PRIEST GUYS
"I PUT ON MY 2 FOOT RUBBER BOOTS "
Just happened to have a pair lying around the house Jim? :scared
I agree w/ cisco though. Sounds like a job for Johnny Kockhound.
Just happened to have a pair lying around the house Jim? :scared
I agree w/ cisco though. Sounds like a job for Johnny Kockhound.
been there done that!! paid off too, they havent fawked with us since. :clap: :box2:
:mj07:I DONT TRUST MY OLD LEFT HOOK
HEY BLOCKHEAD FOR A GUY WHO GETS PAID FROM THE NECK DOWN THATS A PRETTY GOOD IDEA.THE RAIN HAS STOPPED FOR NOW AND I AM ENJOYING MY NEW LAKE IN THE BACKYARD AS A MATTER OF FACT JACK I AM GOING TO STOCK THE LAKE WITH TROUT AND BLUEFISH.
JACK IF YOU WANT TO RENT OUT MY HOUSE AND BRING THE KIDS ON A FISHING TRIP THIS SUMMER MY HOUSE IS AVAILABLE FOR RENT.JACK ALTHOUGH WE ARE GOOD FRIENDS I WILL STILL NEED A DEPOSIT AND A HEAD COUNT JUST IN CASE I HAVE TO ORDER A FEW MORE HIGH CHAIRS FOR VINNIE AND SCOTTY.
LET ME KNOW SOON JACK I TOLD THE MAN AT THE FISH STORE I MIGHT NEED 50 TROUT FOR THE NEW LAKE.
FISHING TRIP THIS SUMMER AT BEANTOWNJIMS HOUSE THE COST WILL BE 100 DOLLARS A DAY FOR MADJACK MEMBERS PLUS FISHING POLE RENTALS.SINCE I AM SUCH A GOOD SPORT I WILL ALSO THROW IN BREAKFAST CEREAL (TRIX ARE FOR KIDS OF COURSE) JACK LOOKING FOREWARD TO MEETING THE KNUCKLEHEADS OF THIS FORUM. AND JACK ONE LAST THING PLEASE DONT FORGET THE MEMBERS MEDICATION HAVE YOU EVER SEEN RAYMOND/BLOCKHEAD WITHOUT HIS PROZACK HELL THE NIT WITY WILL PROBABLY DIVE OFF MY ROOF INTO MY 6FT LAKE HEAD FIRST OUCH
JACK IF YOU WANT TO RENT OUT MY HOUSE AND BRING THE KIDS ON A FISHING TRIP THIS SUMMER MY HOUSE IS AVAILABLE FOR RENT.JACK ALTHOUGH WE ARE GOOD FRIENDS I WILL STILL NEED A DEPOSIT AND A HEAD COUNT JUST IN CASE I HAVE TO ORDER A FEW MORE HIGH CHAIRS FOR VINNIE AND SCOTTY.
LET ME KNOW SOON JACK I TOLD THE MAN AT THE FISH STORE I MIGHT NEED 50 TROUT FOR THE NEW LAKE.
FISHING TRIP THIS SUMMER AT BEANTOWNJIMS HOUSE THE COST WILL BE 100 DOLLARS A DAY FOR MADJACK MEMBERS PLUS FISHING POLE RENTALS.SINCE I AM SUCH A GOOD SPORT I WILL ALSO THROW IN BREAKFAST CEREAL (TRIX ARE FOR KIDS OF COURSE) JACK LOOKING FOREWARD TO MEETING THE KNUCKLEHEADS OF THIS FORUM. AND JACK ONE LAST THING PLEASE DONT FORGET THE MEMBERS MEDICATION HAVE YOU EVER SEEN RAYMOND/BLOCKHEAD WITHOUT HIS PROZACK HELL THE NIT WITY WILL PROBABLY DIVE OFF MY ROOF INTO MY 6FT LAKE HEAD FIRST OUCH
HEY VINNIE IF YOU KEEP F-CKING WITH ME YOU AND YOUR BOY SCOTTY WILL GOING BACK TO WORK DOING YOUR PAPER ROUTES INSTEAD OF POSTING WITH THE BIG BOYS.SO SMARTEN UP YOU DUMB GARLIC SNAPPER AND GO GET ME A PIZZA PIE AND A GLASS OF WINE.
VINCENT ALWAYS SLEEP WITH YOUR HANDS ABOVE THE COVERS THIS WAY YOU WONT BE TEMPTED TO TOUCH SCOTTY'S WEINER :jerkit:
VINCENT ALWAYS SLEEP WITH YOUR HANDS ABOVE THE COVERS THIS WAY YOU WONT BE TEMPTED TO TOUCH SCOTTY'S WEINER :jerkit:
