I am utterly worthless

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ANyone got me beat?

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He goes to pierogi fests. :shrug:

Hey Matt, the girls that I/O can pick up there are hungry to say the least, in fact one was saying in the photo shoot "He tasted delicious"....

now is that heaven or what??


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Hey Matt, the girls that I/O can pick up there are hungry to say the least, in fact one was saying in the photo shoot "He tasted delicious"....

now is that heaven or what??


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This is so wrong! Couldn't be from the place I went to.

There wasn't one hotti there that wasn't under 300 :0corn
 

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1. youd never catch me wearing whitey tighties
2. I am AT LEAST 15 lbs less than that guy
3. I would never even think about opening my computer
 

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1. Put down the porn. When the mood strikes you, go take care of business in another room as fast as possible. Net result is the same, but you just saved an hour or two of surfing and then clearing histories, cashes, etc.

2. Do more stuff with wife.:shrug:

3. Let your fantasy teams struggle without your suffocating leadership. They need to learn to fly on their own.

4. If you indeed are 15 lbs lighter than the fat dude, then you need to be 50 lbs lighter. Take more dog walks. Turn the walks into runs.

5. Drugs might not be a bad way to jumpstart the new lifestyle. ;)
 

kneifl

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I used to be pretty productive but since my doctor has cleared me to go back to work in January, here is the way my day usually goes.

1. Wake up about Noon

2. Take meds along with prescribed pain pills.

3. Search gambling boards and place bets for weekend

4. Go get something easy to make in fridge or walk across street to Arby's and McDonalds.

5. Sometimes shop online or go to Mall and spend some money.

6. Take nap if I'm sleepy. My dogs let me know when the mail comes.

7. Go to Football/Baseball games, concerts, or movies if I don't feel too lazy.

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SIMON

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You didn't say how many times you masterbate a day ?

C'mon tell us the all time record ????!!!!!!
 
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