I could use some help with my weekend check list

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Getting ready for a long weekend with a woman I've been seeing. I could use some checklist help on what I'll be packing, any ideas? So far My list includes:

2 bottles of Shiraz

1 bottle of Blanton's Bourbon

flowers and Godiva's

4 V's

Velcro Socks for traction
 

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Getting ready for a long weekend with a woman I've been seeing. I could use some checklist help on what I'll be packing, any ideas? So far My list includes:

2 bottles of Shiraz

1 bottle of Blanton's Bourbon

flowers and Godiva's

4 V's

Velcro Socks for traction


You already have everything. .. just go down and start mucnhin on the box without her asking for it... women feel like a million bucks after a good munch


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Keep it in your travel bag. Take your shit with the shower running so she can't hear it and then use the spray afterwards. Then take your shower like you normally do.

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Keep it in your travel bag. Take your shit with the shower running so she can't hear it and then use the spray afterwards. Then take your shower like you normally do.

:0008

Oh, I thought you wanted me to use it on her pussy just in case it was a little fishy. Now it's clear. But my dumpage smells really good, guess it's from my low carb diet?
 

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Cmon Guys...as soon as you drop the deuce you flush... no stench if you flush immediately after the drop...and then yes take a shower in case she wants to venture down under the sack. :0008
 

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Cmon Guys...as soon as you drop the deuce you flush... no stench if you flush immediately after the drop...and then yes take a shower in case she wants to venture down under the sack. :0008



How many 70-75 yr old women are going south of the border.....:shrug:
 
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