I dont mean to be rude...

Morris

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Your post reminds me of a story.


When I was 11, I was with a 12yo kid at a local playground. He was new to the neighborhood. I was afraid of girls, but this kid wasn't. Two older girls, maybe 13 or 14, approach us and he starts trying hit on them, so to speak. One of the girls asks him how old he is, and he immediately replied, "I'm 12, but if I drop my drawers, you'll think I'm 21!"

He instantly became a local legend.

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Betone

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I am 54 and I got carded the last time playing golf. The 25 yr old little fawker asked me if I was eligible for a Senior discount :lol:
 

Nole

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I am 54 and I got carded the last time playing golf. The 25 yr old little fawker asked me if I was eligible for a Senior discount :lol:

Happens to me every Wednesday at Kroger. Senior Day. Fucking check out clerks don't even ask now. They just give the 5% off.

On a side note, USBC(bowling thing) is paying for my 1st year of AARP!!!


FML


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Nole

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Yeah but we will kick his and Nole's asses everyday of the week and twice on Sundays on the golf course. They will NEVER beat us. Ever.

Yeah, tough guy. Beating up on us seniors. You should be proud.

When Jack and I beat your ass this year we will handle like we've been there.


I know, I know, you'll fall back on the fact you won the last couple of years blah, blah.
 

cagex

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Show up in Tunica July 13th weekend. Bart can't either!


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That's wayyy out there for me, I wouldn't be able to make it. I live in California, my days off at work right now is currently limited. I wish i could
 

BuckwheatJWN

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But what's the average age of everyone here on the forum??? I feel like a baby.... I'm barely turning 25 this year...:0003

I'm confused was the QUESTION how old is everyone or how old do they look? :shrug:
 

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But what's the average age of everyone here on the forum??? I feel like a baby.... I'm barely turning 25 this year...:0003

44 here. In my 20's I bet more than I could afford to lose and now I don't. If you learn this lesson early you will avoid a lot of stress and enjoy it much more.

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cagex

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44 here. In my 20's I bet more than I could afford to lose and now I don't. If you learn this lesson early you will avoid a lot of stress and enjoy it much more.

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I've learned that lesson when i was 17 :shrug: It was so badddd..
 
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