I got a hand job tonight

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The Boys I stopped getting hand jobs in high school.

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I was with this hot little blonde. She drank me the fuck under the table, Glenlevet and steak............she kept playing with my dick.....lol


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So your telling me this chick is so overwhelmed with horniness she can't resist jerking you off in public yet you can't even get her home to close the deal?

Me thinks you are full of shit.. If not what are you scared of?
 
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theGibber1 said:
So your telling me this chick is so overwhelmed with horniness she can't resist jerking you off in public yet you can't even get her home to close the deal?

Me thinks you are full of shit.. If not what are you scared of?
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Do you really want to hear the story? Another Texas guy with no clue. What is it with you guys from Texas anyhow??? Who said I didn't seal the deal, not me???

ps............what's your definition of full of shit?
 
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Do you really want to hear the story? Another Texas guy with no clue. What is it with you guys from Texas anyhow??? Who said I didn't seal the deal, not me???

ps............what's your definition of full of shit?
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Ok then why not title the thread " I got laid last night."

A hand job haha what? Was that all you could afford?

Again with the Texas this Texas that.. I've never seen a worse case of penis envy..

Listen my step dad is from Detroit so I've spent some time there.. And let me tell you statistics don't lie. The city you seem to love so much is by far the biggest shit hole in the entire country.. That is why he got the fuck out of there as fast as he could and came to Dallas. A city where the women don't look like they were lit on fire and beaten out with a chain.


Ugh if you did find a women cracked out enough to give you a hand job I get shivers down my spine just imagining what she looks like..

Yuck
 
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Ok then why not title the thread " I got laid last night."

A hand job haha what? Was that all you could afford?

Again with the Texas this Texas that.. I've never seen a worse case of penis envy..

Listen my step dad is from Detroit so I've spent some time there.. And let me tell you statistics don't lie. The city you seem to love so much is by far the biggest shit hole in the entire country.. That is why he got the fuck out of there as fast as he could and came to Dallas. A city where the women don't look like they were lit on fire and beaten out with a chain.


Ugh if you did find a women cracked out enough to give you a hand job I get shivers down my spine just imagining what she looks like..

Yuck
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I don't live in Detroit............
 
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See where's Nole? He gives himself one daily and reverse to make it seem like it is a hot drunk blonde. Don't forget Nivea.
 
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