"Iran Asks for Direct Flights to US......Iran Wants Direct Civilian Flights To The US.....
this is the best...i kid you not...
""Iran has asked the United States to allow direct flights between the two countries after a break of more than two decades", a senior civil aviation official said on Thursday.
The request comes as the United States and its European Union allies are pressing for the Islamic Republic to be reported to the United Nations Security Council where it could face possible sanctions for its nuclear program.
“We sent a letter to the relevant American officials on Wednesday, announcing Iran’s willingness to resume direct flights,” Nourollah Rezai-Niaraki, head of Iran’s Civil Aviation Organization, told state television.
He said the decision to make the request was taken by hardline Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad due to demand from the large Iranian community living in the United States.
(this last paragraph is precious)....
“They have repeatedly complained about wasting time and losing their baggage on connecting flights,” the official said.. :mj07:
this is real...not from some alternate universe....i think i`m changing "ahmadinnerjacket`s" name to "ahmajackass"..."
the next thing yopu know, the iranianians will be requesting only "one way flights"....(lol...just kidding on that one)...
who knows? ....maybe the dems can sponsor some legislation and have it out of committee by christmas....or,uhhhh...winter break(sorry for mentioning christmas)...
it will include a rule about no nukes or bombs, which will make everything o.k.(kinda` like the outlawing of guns got rid of the violence in washington dc)...
i can hear the attendants...from underneath their birkas.....
""in case we fly too close to a skyscraper, grab the boxcutters stored securely under the seat "....
(pfffffffffffffffffffffththththth)
(coffee-spattered monitor and keyboard)
ohh god.... :142crying
this is the best...i kid you not...
""Iran has asked the United States to allow direct flights between the two countries after a break of more than two decades", a senior civil aviation official said on Thursday.
The request comes as the United States and its European Union allies are pressing for the Islamic Republic to be reported to the United Nations Security Council where it could face possible sanctions for its nuclear program.
“We sent a letter to the relevant American officials on Wednesday, announcing Iran’s willingness to resume direct flights,” Nourollah Rezai-Niaraki, head of Iran’s Civil Aviation Organization, told state television.
He said the decision to make the request was taken by hardline Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad due to demand from the large Iranian community living in the United States.
(this last paragraph is precious)....
“They have repeatedly complained about wasting time and losing their baggage on connecting flights,” the official said.. :mj07:
this is real...not from some alternate universe....i think i`m changing "ahmadinnerjacket`s" name to "ahmajackass"..."
the next thing yopu know, the iranianians will be requesting only "one way flights"....(lol...just kidding on that one)...
who knows? ....maybe the dems can sponsor some legislation and have it out of committee by christmas....or,uhhhh...winter break(sorry for mentioning christmas)...
it will include a rule about no nukes or bombs, which will make everything o.k.(kinda` like the outlawing of guns got rid of the violence in washington dc)...
i can hear the attendants...from underneath their birkas.....
""in case we fly too close to a skyscraper, grab the boxcutters stored securely under the seat "....
(pfffffffffffffffffffffththththth)
(coffee-spattered monitor and keyboard)
ohh god.... :142crying
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