I Hate "Pit Bosses"!!

[MR. LOCK]

Freakin scum of the earch:

Does this sound familiar?

On the dice table u get on a roll and r told >>>

1 Stop playing with the Dice just throw them!

2. Hit the back wall!

3. Throw the dice in the center of the table!

4. Change stickman be-4 his or hers shift is up.

5. intentionally slow the game down.

A. Drop new chips in the middle of a hot streak.

B . Do a money count in the middle of a hot streak.

When ur losing they say nothing and do nothing but when u get on a roll, they pull the same ol tricks out everytime.

Shooting dice is like shoting freethrows. U get in a
rhythm u can make 10 passes in a roll just like freethrows. The same holds true when u get distracted u get thrown off and u seven out or u miss ur next freethrow.

The "Pit Boss" job is 2 maximize profits 4 the casino. They r judged by how much the "house" takes in on a given night. Anytime they see the "house" in trouble its their job 2 harass u IMO.

Thoughts

Mr. Lock

 

[Agent 0659]

I always try to get the dealers and Pit on my side from the start. I tell the stick guy every time he slides me the dice with 55 on top, its a dollar on the hard 10 for the dealers.

So lots of dealer bets along with being polite, and they let me roll just about any way I please.

I look like Dan Majerle shooting the 3 when I roll dice, LOTS of arch and air time.

And nothing f ucks me up like a waitress, I 7 out every time if they get near me....when I'm rolling, it is halarious to watch my friends cut the waitress off at the pass and not let her near me.:mj07:

 

[cisco]

Man, you are right about that! :mj07:

They tell me "Don't float the dice" and pay me off in different sized chips. I tell'em "hey! I'm bettiing 100's pay me in 100's" They just walk away.

Then they come up and ask me for my social security number cause they have to report my winnings. I tell them to get away from me until later.
They keep hounding me.
"Can we get you a drink sir?"
"The chick next to you is stealing your chips"

Anything to alter the way you're playing.....

 

[Axle]

I'll be honest about it, I lose more than I win on the craps table...however, when you do happen to hit a hot roll, everyone of those tricks is used to try to change the play and "swing the luck" back to the house...

But don't you just love it when the roll keeps going...:firing:

 

[Penguinfan]

Wow, I thought I was the paranoid one around here????