I have a houseguest this weekend

JOSHNAUDI

JOSHNAUDI

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hedgehog said:
no...I am getting older and well, I hit the 37 year old wall :shrug:


hoping I get lucky tonight :00x11
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You only get one chance to make a good impression.

If you accidentally develop a hair trigger you are going to have no one to blame but yourself.

I'm a bit disappointed. You're stubbornly not preparing yourself to perform to your best ability. As an umpire I see this shit all the time. Got the talent but not the work ethic. And then they blame a coach or some other shit as to why they don't get to play after high school, when all along they could have if they had worked harder.

FUCK THAT. I WANT TO SEE SOMEONE THAT SAYS, "HEY, I'M GOING TO GIVE HER EVERYTHING I GOT!!!" YOU STILL HAVE TIME. JACK IT, CLEAN IT, EAT A HAM SAMMICH, WINE IT, DINE IT, AND THEN FUCK HER LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW.

I don't want to be your life coach but, damn it, this is real to me. If you two pump and dump, I swear to every MadJacker on here that I will turn your online life into Groundhogs day by reminding you about your quick release because you didn't prep. Every damn day.

Go. Go now. Git-r-done then get her done. Good Luck Hedge.
 
Packers4Life

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JOSHNAUDI said:
You only get one chance to make a good impression.

If you accidentally develop a hair trigger you are going to have no one to blame but yourself.

I'm a bit disappointed. You're stubbornly not preparing yourself to perform to your best ability. As an umpire I see this shit all the time. Got the talent but not the work ethic. And then they blame a coach or some other shit as to why they don't get to play after high school, when all along they could have if they had worked harder.

FUCK THAT. I WANT TO SEE SOMEONE THAT SAYS, "HEY, I'M GOING TO GIVE HER EVERYTHING I GOT!!!" YOU STILL HAVE TIME. JACK IT, CLEAN IT, EAT A HAM SAMMICH, WINE IT, DINE IT, AND THEN FUCK HER LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW.

I don't want to be your life coach but, damn it, this is real to me. If you two pump and dump, I swear to every MadJacker on here that I will turn your online life into Groundhogs day by reminding you about your quick release because you didn't prep. Every damn day.

Go. Go now. Git-r-done then get her done. Good Luck Hedge.
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That is some funny shit.:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:
 
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JOSHNAUDI said:
You only get one chance to make a good impression.

If you accidentally develop a hair trigger you are going to have no one to blame but yourself.

I'm a bit disappointed. You're stubbornly not preparing yourself to perform to your best ability. As an umpire I see this shit all the time. Got the talent but not the work ethic. And then they blame a coach or some other shit as to why they don't get to play after high school, when all along they could have if they had worked harder.

FUCK THAT. I WANT TO SEE SOMEONE THAT SAYS, "HEY, I'M GOING TO GIVE HER EVERYTHING I GOT!!!" YOU STILL HAVE TIME. JACK IT, CLEAN IT, EAT A HAM SAMMICH, WINE IT, DINE IT, AND THEN FUCK HER LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW.

I don't want to be your life coach but, damn it, this is real to me. If you two pump and dump, I swear to every MadJacker on here that I will turn your online life into Groundhogs day by reminding you about your quick release because you didn't prep. Every damn day.

Go. Go now. Git-r-done then get her done. Good Luck Hedge.
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you're fukin with him, right? :0003
 
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JOSHNAUDI said:
You only get one chance to make a good impression.

If you accidentally develop a hair trigger you are going to have no one to blame but yourself.

I'm a bit disappointed. You're stubbornly not preparing yourself to perform to your best ability. As an umpire I see this shit all the time. Got the talent but not the work ethic. And then they blame a coach or some other shit as to why they don't get to play after high school, when all along they could have if they had worked harder.

FUCK THAT. I WANT TO SEE SOMEONE THAT SAYS, "HEY, I'M GOING TO GIVE HER EVERYTHING I GOT!!!" YOU STILL HAVE TIME. JACK IT, CLEAN IT, EAT A HAM SAMMICH, WINE IT, DINE IT, AND THEN FUCK HER LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW.

I don't want to be your life coach but, damn it, this is real to me. If you two pump and dump, I swear to every MadJacker on here that I will turn your online life into Groundhogs day by reminding you about your quick release because you didn't prep. Every damn day.

Go. Go now. Git-r-done then get her done. Good Luck Hedge.
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:mj07: Tears are running down my face right now

I am not 18 anymore, its only once a day these days and then its bedtime ;)
 
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JOSHNAUDI said:
I'll be back in 20 minutes to answer your question. I've got some work to do. I'm taking the wife out for dinner and drinks tonight and I need to be prepared just in case things are on and popping when we get home. Aight.
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you need 20 minutes to get that done :shrug:

get a subscription to playboy :SIB
 
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Jack posted this before, but you know this is gonna happen tonight before he fucks it up.

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JOSHNAUDI

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hedgehog said:
you need 20 minutes to get that done :shrug:

get a subscription to playboy :SIB
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It takes time to make a good tasty Ham Sammich

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