I have a houseguest this weekend

[JOSHNAUDI]

Funniest post on the site in a long long time

I don't want to jinx myself but I'm problem peaking in my prime posting phase.

That Gif - The Hedge Handy Pep Rally - and Chick gets her A-hole tatted pic have me feeling mighty high right now. It's pretty much one trannyroll of Jack away from being the "Best Week Ever."

Of course I couldn't do it alone - PBA, FDC and Sports have been there for me via text-a-firend to really give me the drive to post hilarity. With that cheer squad I feel like I can accomplish anything.

I would be amiss if I did not give the most credit to Hedgehog though. Richard Pryor lit himself on fire smoking crack. That's material he could work with. My inspiration comes from Hedgehog. He bares his soul on this forum and that provides enough material to build a hundred funny houses for humanity. He is my rock. He is my verbal TrannyRoll. He is my muse.
Salud

And with that... Tip your waitresses, God Bless and Good Night.

 

[hedgehog]

I don't want to jinx myself but I'm problem peaking in my prime posting phase.

That Gif - The Hedge Handy Pep Rally - and Chick gets her A-hole tatted pic have me feeling mighty high right now. It's pretty much one trannyroll of Jack away from being the "Best Week Ever."

Of course I couldn't do it alone - PBA, FDC and Sports have been there for me via text-a-firend to really give me the drive to post hilarity. With that cheer squad I feel like I can accomplish anything.

I would be amiss if I did not give the most credit to Hedgehog though. Richard Pryor lit himself on fire smoking crack. That's material he could work with. My inspiration comes from Hedgehog. He bares his soul on this forum and that provides enough material to build a hundred funny houses for humanity. He is my rock. He is my verbal TrannyRoll. He is my muse.
Salud

And with that... Tip your waitresses, God Bless and Good Night.

I hope I keep this forum entertained...its all 100% true too...maybe I could parlay this into a reality show someday opcorn2

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

I hope I keep this forum entertained...its all 100% true too...maybe I could parlay this into a reality show someday opcorn2

You're Welcome

But Seriously - Did you nut early?

 

[hedgehog]

You're Welcome

But Seriously - Did you nut early?

I don't kiss and tell :0003 she does have some incredible talents though :0008

 

[greggraffin]

I don't kiss and tell :0003 she does have some incredible talents though :0008

IE asked you a quesstion
http://madjacksports.com/forum/showthread.php?t=488795

 

[Wineguy]

I don't kiss and tell :0003 she does have some incredible talents though :0008

Translation: You didn't get shit from her this weekend.
:0008

 

[hedgehog]

Translation: You didn't get shit from her this weekend.
:0008

none of your business :0074

 

[hedgehog]

IE asked you a quesstion
http://madjacksports.com/forum/showthread.php?t=488795

:nono: not falling for that one

 

[Trampled Underfoot]

Translation: You didn't get shit from her this weekend.
:0008

none of your business :0074

Hypocrite. :mj07: :mj07:

Never ends with him.

:facepalm:

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

Originally Posted by greggraffin
IE asked you a quesstion
http://madjacksports.com/forum/showthread.php?t=488795

:nono: not falling for that one

I thought so too but it turned out to be this


<iframe width="860" height="415" src="http://madjacksports.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3247362&postcount=6
" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

 

[greggraffin]

I thought so too but it turned out to be this


<iframe width="860" height="415" src="http://madjacksports.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3247362&postcount=6
" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

lol come on Josh, we both know he clicked it and knew what it was:142smilie

 

[THE KOD]

Calling him out because of what your sorry ASS does? And by the way, 2 glasses of Robert Bruce Pinot Noir pushed me to write this, just seeing your sorry ass having nothing better to do. Go whack yourself or get ready for that big buy of 10 points to bet 1200 to win 175 to call yourself 1-0 the first football weekend. :sadwave: :sadwave:

:0corn see, eating, no drinking with my popcorn

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your drunk again you alcoholic froasted hair pussychops

Cant wait for the season to start to win some money

I have more money in my heritage account than you have in your 401 K . :142smilie

year after year I win

year after year you cry about how I gamble.

what a loser

get to a AAA meeting before its too late wino

 

[hedgehog]

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your drunk again you alcoholic froasted hair pussychops

Cant wait for the season to start to win some money

I have more money in my heritage account than you have in your 401 K . :142smilie

year after year I win

year after year you cry about how I gamble.

what a loser

get to a AAA meeting before its too late wino

opcorn2

 

[Wineguy]

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I have more money in my heritage account than you have in your 401 K . :142smilie

:0071 :0069

Then you should be retired already. I have 3 more years until 55, then done. By the looks of the pictures in the other thread, they must be 10-20 years old, so I guess the cane on the rent-a- cabin porch is doing you some good these days. Nice long pants in Florida on a boat too, by the way.

:lol: :lol:

And I guess the pit bulls are the "grounds" dogs you speak of ? You have "grounds"? No, a campground has "grounds". The White House has "grounds". National Parks have "grounds". You, loser, do not have "grounds".

And for the last time, it is "You are or You're, NOT "your" drunk. At least write correctly, kittycat.

 

[The Sponge]

:0071 :0069

. By the looks of the pictures in the other thread, they must be 10-20 years old, so I guess the cane on the rent-a- cabin porch is doing you some good these days. Nice long pants in Florida on a boat too, by the way.

This would be one of the small reasons i don't feel a need to put my picture up. That and Vinny the photo shop king would have me in all kinds of dresses i loath. Vinny most likely would also have my girls tits as his avatar. Plus the fact the cops don't need an up to date picture of me in case im running from them. :0074

 

[SixFive]

This would be one of the small reasons i don't feel a need to put my picture up. That and Vinny the photo shop king would have me in all kinds of dresses i loath. Vinny most likely would also have my girls tits as his avatar. Plus the fact the cops don't need an up to date picture of me in case im running from them. :0074

Ur not bashing other's looks, so of u don't wanna post ur pics, it's understandable (with the bad lighting in the basement and all). J/K

If u bash somebody's looks though, prepare to be bashed back. If TU can't take it, he shouldn't dish it out. :0008

 

[Trampled Underfoot]

I don't think Hedgehog goes down there. :0031

 

[hedgehog]

I am going to have a houseguest again this weekend, I met this girl online, she will be in Friday night :toast: wish me luck boys

 

[Mr. Poon]

I am going to have a houseguest again this weekend, I met this girl online, she will be in Friday night :toast: wish me luck boys

I hope your "luck" involves this lady locking you in a dog box and then robbing you. If you are "lucky" she will remember to ensure the box has some holes in it for air and maybe leave some water and bread in the box.

 

[backcracker]

Does her husband or boyfriend have a gambling problem:shrug: :shrug:
:0corn