My cable provider for years was a company called Insight.
It switched to Time Warner last year.
When it switched last year - my internet had a block on it. The block said "Thanks for using Time Warner Internet" and then "To continue to use your internet connection, you must have a Time Warner email address."
Who the fuck wants a shitty cable email? Fuck that!
So I typed in whatever email and selected a password and moved on. Never even thought about it.
So a year later - I wanted to access the Time Warner App on my Roku box. It was asking for my email and password. I don't remember my stupid email and password. FUCK.
I called Time Warner and they said - "If you don't know your email, I can tell it to you over the phone, but I can't tell you the password."
So I said fine.
"Sir, your email is fucktimewarnercableassholes.com"
I was laughing so hard.
I said "I don't remember typing that email out, but that sounds like me."
It switched to Time Warner last year.
When it switched last year - my internet had a block on it. The block said "Thanks for using Time Warner Internet" and then "To continue to use your internet connection, you must have a Time Warner email address."
Who the fuck wants a shitty cable email? Fuck that!
So I typed in whatever email and selected a password and moved on. Never even thought about it.
So a year later - I wanted to access the Time Warner App on my Roku box. It was asking for my email and password. I don't remember my stupid email and password. FUCK.
I called Time Warner and they said - "If you don't know your email, I can tell it to you over the phone, but I can't tell you the password."
So I said fine.
"Sir, your email is fucktimewarnercableassholes.com"
I was laughing so hard.
I said "I don't remember typing that email out, but that sounds like me."
