(i Know Something Today Boys)

[beantownjim]

JACK I WANT TO SHOW YOU AND YOUR FORUM MEMBERS THAT I AM A LEGINIMATE BASEBALL HANDICAPPER AND NOT SOME FRAUD LIKE NICK DOUGLAS.I HAVE BEEN TAKING A RIBBING AT ANOTHER FORUM ITS HARD TO PICK WINNERS WHEN YOU ARE GIVING YOUR KEY PLAYS TO LOSERS WHO ARE NOT USED TO WINNING.THE NEGATIVITY JUST RUBS OFF ON ME SO NOW THAT I AM IN A POSITIVE MOOD JACK I WANT TO GIVE THE BOYS A SURE WINNER FOR THIS SUNDAY TAKE THIS PLAY TO THE BANK I MEAN BET THE LIMIT FELLAS IF THIS GAME LOSES WICH IT WONT I AM POSITIVE ABOUT THIS PLAY IT COMES WITH A MONEY BACK GAURENTEE IF THIS PLAY LOSES JACK WILL COVER HALF YOUR BETS RIGHT JACK I NEED SOME BACKING I CANT AFFORD TO BACK THE PLAY JACK MY WIFE STILL ISNT BUDGING ON THE ALLOWANCE:nono: NO MONEY FOR ME.SO I AM BETTING THIS GAME WITH MY LOCAL BOY SO I WILL GET -110 ON MY TOTAL.

GO GET A PEN AND PAPER FELLAS I DONT WANT ANY MISTAKES THIS GAME COMES WITH A MONEY BACK GAURENTEE JUST TALK TO JACK:shrug: NOT ME.(HERE IT IS BOYS BET ALL YOU WANT TODAY ON THE OVER 9 RUNS IN THE METS AND REDS GAME WE HAVE 2 BUMS PICHING TODAY AND I LOOK FOR A GOOD OLD FASHIONED SHOOT OUT.THE BALLS WILL BE JUMPING OUT OF THE PARK LIKE A GAME AT COORS FIELD TODAY LOTS HEAT.

RE CAPP-TODAY AT CINENERGY FIELD WE HAVE A PITCHING MATCHUP OF (TRACHSEL VS. WILSON) I DIDNT SAY CY YOUNG VS SANDY KOUFAX GUYS THIS GAME WILL BE OVER THE 9 RUN TOTAL BEFORE THE 4TH INNING I PROMISE YOU,
WE GET IT ALL,WE GET IT ALL I GRIN WHEN I WIN

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY:firing: OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE STOLE MY 660 DOLLARS THEN CALLED ME A SUCKER:thefinger

 

[neverteaseit]

Well atleast you got the teams right, but wrong ballpark. They are playing at Shea not Cinergy.

 

[ageecee]

Dude has no freakin clue cant even get the park right..

No wonder hes the laughing stock of this forum..

Gotta go guys going bet the UNDER in Mets/Cincy game at SHEA STADIUM..

 

[Penguinfan]

Well atleast you got the teams right, but wrong ballpark. They are playing at Shea not Cinergy.

LOL

 

[beantownjim]

HEY NEVERTEASEIT DONT BE A FRESH P-I-K I JUST LOOKED AT THE PITCHING MATCHUP THEY COULD PLAY THIS GAME IN A SCHOOL YARD AND IT WILL BE A SHOOT OUT.JUST TRUST ME KID AND YOU WILL GO PLACES.THEY ARE DRAWING 10 THOUSAND FANS A GAMWE AT SHEA SO THE CROWD WONT BE A FACTOR ITS HUMID AND HOT AND VERY WINDY ANT ITS BLOWING OT TO LEFT CENTER AT 25 MILES PER HOUR I JUST READ IT OFF MY PAGER.I CAN ONLY GIVE YOU WINNERS I CANT FORCE YOU TO PLAY THEM:thefinger

WOULD THE LAST AMERICAN LEAVING SOUTH BOSTON PLEASE GRAB THE FLAG:bsflag THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING:thefinger

 

[beantownjim]

5 MINUTES TO GO FELLAS HURRY UP AND DONT MISS OUT ON THIS PLAY.EASY MONEY WITH A MONEY BACK GAURENTEE

ALWAYS TAKE A HIT ON 12 IN BLACKJACK NO MATTER WHAT THE DEALER IS SHOWING I GRIN WHEN I WIN

 

[Hoghat]

Jack,
How is the Saratoga meet starting off for you?

 

[Mr. Ass]

Hey, aren't you that clown from Bettorspub who is trying to start a capping 900 number?

Mr. Ass

Here's what I think of your picks...:moon: :thefinger :moon:

 

[freelancc]

Re: (i Know Something Today Boys)

THIS PLAY IT COMES WITH A MONEY BACK GAURENTEE IF THIS PLAY LOSES JACK WILL COVER HALF YOUR BETS RIGHT JACK








:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[neverteaseit]

Yeah he's starting a 900# service. He had critical info on this game as his people where sitting at cinergy field watching the mowing crew cut the field. Strangely enough 15 minutes before game time no one was in the stands and at 12:10 when the first pitch was to be thrown no one was on the field. But his men at Cinergy knew the info they had from locker room interviews just before the game was critical enough to make this a money back gaurantee! This guy is Nick Douglas in drag. Fantasy Island ended years ago, Tatoo is dead. Wake up, reality sets in eventually.

 

[Mr. Ass]

LMFAO!!!!!There are reports that Jim's people are STILL gathering intel on the game from the stands at Cinergy.

Mr. Ass Here's to you BTJ :moon:

 

[chump]

Jimbo is looking great so far, 3 runs after 1 inning

he was so due to get an over to win

props jimbo and stay at mj's for a while please

 

[beantownjim]

THERES A REASON WHY YOUR CALLED CHUMP DONT PUT THE KIBOSH ON ME PAL.NOW RUN ALONG CHUMP I HEARD THEY ARE GIVING FREE PIZZA AWAY AT (CHUCKY CHEEZES) ALL THE KIDS ARE WAITING FOR YOU TO PUT ON THE CLOWN SHOW SO GET LOST PAL I HAVE A SERIOUS AMOUNT BET ON THIS GAME.MAYBE YOU CAN GO PLAY IN THE HIGHWAY MAKE SURE ITS THE FAST LANE.WOW I AM JINXED I HATE WHEN A GUY TELLS ME I AM LOOKING GOOD ITS THE KISS OF DEATH:thefinger

CHUMP ALWAYS SLEEP WITH YOUR HANDS ABOVE THE COVERS THIS WAY YOU WONT BE TEMPTED TO TOUCH YOUR WEINER:moon:

 

[ageecee]

Thats it blame Chump for your loss.. I guess Chump has affected the outcome of this game. Nice going Chump..

hehehehehe

 

[ageecee]

Hope the games doesnt get called because of rain that would suck. hehehehe

 

[Hoops]

Nice call, beanie.

 

[chump]

i am sorry jimbo

great call on that over, maybe switching forums will give you the hot streak that you deserve

keep giving out those winners please!!!!

what else do you like today??

 

[freelancc]

:spotting: way to go Beanie ... :spotting:

now that you won... its only fair that you share your winnings with Jack...:burnout :burnout :burnout


afterall.. he would have covered your losses..

 

[Mickstr68]

excellent call Bean!

 

[beantownjim]

BOYS I DIDNT JUST COME OVER ON THAT TRUCK OF CUBANS THE OTHER DAY I HAVE BEEN GAMBLING ON THE GAMES FOR 25 YEARS SO GIVE ME SOME CREDIT I DO KNOW SOMETHING.I DONT COME INTO MADJACKS TO LOOK AT DR. STRANGLOVES PICTURES I AM HERE TO HELP YOU DEADBEATS OUT IF I HAVE A SOLID PLAY I WILL POST IT WE GOT IT ALL,WE GOT IT ALL I GRIN WHEN I WIN ORGANIZED CRIME IN THE BOSTON AREA TOOK A WHACK ON THIS GAME I PUT IT ON THE BULLITIN BOARD AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB THE JR. WISE GUYS HAVE BEEN CALLING ME OFF THE HOOK SINCE THE GAME WON.OH SHIT THERES THE PHONE AGAIN YEH NEVER A DOUBT (SAL THE BARBER SINCE I GAVE YOU THAT EASY WINNER HOW ABOUT A FREE HAIR CUT TOMORROW) REALLY SAL YOU WILL EVEN THROW IN A SHAVE GREAT ILL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.SEE BOYS THE PHONE WONT STOP RINGING WITH WELL WISHES.SO LONG FELLAS I HAVE TO GO MAKE A DINNER RESEVATION AT LEGAL SEAFOODS I HAVENT HAD LOBSTER IN A MONTH I THINK I NEED A NICE 2 1/2 POUND LOBSTER AND 3 ICE COLD CORONAS WITH EXTRA LIMES:toast:

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE SPORTSBOOK STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME THEN CALLED ME A SUCKER:thefinger