"I SAW MY BONE"...

[BADTODABONE]

...Said Shark Victim. This dumb biatch jumps in the water at a Marina (2 miles south of me ) ...Charter Boats there cleaning their catch & dumping carcasses daily.

Here's the link ...

http://cbs4.com/topstories/local_story_220152845.html

 

[Morris]

A 10 foot shark she's lucky it didn't bite her in half. :shrug:

What the hell is up with the boyfriend in bed with her in the hospital!

 

[BADTODABONE]

On my way to work this am, local radio station reports that the Miami media was way off on this shark attack. Sun 103 also reported the attack yesterday afternoon. Seems as though after interviewing witnesses, the 19 year old did jump in the water by a fish cleaning station in use at Bud n Mary's. There were sharks (most likely Nurse Sharks) in the area as well as Tarpon. A 10 foot bull shark according to one of the Captains, would have ripped her arm off. More than likely was a barracuda, along with alcohol being involved.

Fox station in Miami last night had footage of Tarpon breaking the water at Bud n Mary's and reported them as 'numerous sharks' in the area.

 

[boilermaker]

I saw mine this morning when I awoke with a piss hard on.:mj07:

 

[BADTODABONE]

I saw mine this morning when I awoke with a piss hard on.:mj07:

:142smilie :142smilie


Who knows???? Maybe the radio station here, SUN 103 is trying to comfort the minds of tourists & locals here??? It was just on CBS News out of Miami.

Below is the link with today's story........

http://cbs4.com/topstories/local_story_221162036.html

It's still OK to come to The Keys, just don't get drunk & jump in the water by a fish cleaning station

 

[Morris]

I saw mine this morning when I awoke with a piss hard on.:mj07:

I remember when that used to happen!! :142smilie

 

[boilermaker]

I remember when that used to happen!! :142smilie

Damn Morris I'm no spring chicken . How old are you?

 

[Morris]

Damn Morris I'm no spring chicken . How old are you?

Feel like I'm 25 but really 53!!

 

[boilermaker]

51 here

 

[Morris]

51 here

Youngster!! :142smilie

 

[The Sponge]

More than likely was a barracuda, along with alcohol being involved.
Fox station in Miami last night had footage of Tarpon breaking the water at Bud n Mary's and reported them as 'numerous sharks' in the area.

Bad, The fish in Florida drink?:shrug:

 

[boilermaker]

Bad, The fish in Florida drink?:shrug:

You know how it is when your on vacation. Everyone has a few cold ones.:mj07:

 

[BADTODABONE]

Bad, The fish in Florida drink?:shrug:

If they're in The Keys they do...

Islamorada, FL is known as The Sport Fishing Capital of the World ,,,,, a 'quaint little drinking town with a fishing & now a condo problem'

They eat in the water here, too. Some have a preference for 'Sponge' :s1: only thing they'll eat. Sea Turtles like Sponges

Thanks for turning the lights out last night Sponge, checked this am while having coffee before work.

 

[Morris]

If they're in The Keys they do...

Islamorada, FL is known as The Sport Fishing Capital of the World ,,,,, a 'quaint little drinking town with a fishing & now a condo problem'

They eat in the water here, too. Some have a preference for 'Sponge' :s1: only thing they'll eat. Sea Turtles like Sponges

Thanks for turning the lights out last night Sponge, checked this am while having coffee before work.

:142smilie :142smilie :142smilie

 

[The Sponge]

If they're in The Keys they do...

Islamorada, FL is known as The Sport Fishing Capital of the World ,,,,, a 'quaint little drinking town with a fishing & now a condo problem'

They eat in the water here, too. Some have a preference for 'Sponge' :s1: only thing they'll eat. Sea Turtles like Sponges

Thanks for turning the lights out last night Sponge, checked this am while having coffee before work.

Ran out and got two six packs last night and took a couple pulls of the whacky weed (just cant handle the stuff :mj07: ) Buzzed in and everyone left. Good thing i did or the lights might have burned out. By the way who left the fridge door open? Last beer tasted like piss.:nono:

 

[BADTODABONE]

...... Last beer tasted like piss.:nono:

Morris was the last to leave,...he must have whizzed in that last beer. Men's Room door was locked ....what I heard at coffee this am :mj07:

 

[Morris]

Morris was the last to leave,...he must have whizzed in that last beer. Men's Room door was locked ....what I heard at coffee this am :mj07:

Hey thanks for throwing me in buddy!! :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[BADTODABONE]

:mj22:

I'll post any more Shark Attack stories tomorrow under a thread titled...'Keys Shark Attack Continues' :s1: or Sea Turtles Snapping up this Years Sponge Crop :s1:

 

[The Sponge]

Morris was the last to leave,...he must have whizzed in that last beer. Men's Room door was locked ....what I heard at coffee this am :mj07:

nah it wasn't him. He was the one that left a beer in the freezer. What a mess