I think I just killed my friends truck

[THE KOD]

Listen Marilyn, welcome to Madjacks auto troubleshooter. I am KOD , how can I help you ?

Marilyn - My car, its my car.

KOD - OK what kind of noise is it making ?

Maryilyn - its going whoosh whoosh whoosh

KOD - Is it the same sound like when you have a man between your legs ?

Marilyn - Oh yes , yes , yes , yes......ohhhhhh

KOD - That will be $ 35.00

 

[Morris]

Listen Marilyn, welcome to Madjacks auto troubleshooter.

KOD - That will be $ 35.00

Hmmmm... I think you have the decimel point in the wrong spot. See that's kelly won't be back!

 

[THE KOD]

KOD - Hellow Madjacks Auto Solutions

Woman - I have trouble with my car

KOD - OK what kind of noise is it making

Woman - Its going Ching chang chung

Morris - Is this a Asian car ?

Woman - Click .....

 

[THE KOD]

Geez Louise Morris.

Thats one lost sale coming out of your pay.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1czBcnX1Ww&feature=related#

 

[Morris]

Geez Louise Morris.

Thats one lost sale coming out of your pay.

Sorry I don't work on Asian cars they pay peanuts.:shrug:

Besides last time my tip was a coupon for soup?

 

[THE KOD]

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Morris - Madjack's Auto Solutions

Woman - I have car trouble.

Morris - OK what kind of noise is it making ?

Woman - Click click click

Morris - Ok first go out and see if the altenator will turn by hand it will be tough but try that first. If it is seized up there is enough tension there to keep the engine from turning over.

Woman - Ahhhh my arm, my hand, owwww




:scared :0corn :scared


Hope we are incorporated

:scared

 

[THE KOD]

Hope we remembered Liability Insurance.

 

[Morris]

Damn Scott, the customers don't work on the cars on site. That's what screwed the cars up to in the first place.

See they try to fix them at home and then they bring them in to us. All screwed up!!

That's coming out of your commision!

 

[THE KOD]

Hmmmm... I think you have the decimel point in the wrong spot. See that's kelly won't be back!

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Yeh we charge more for phone sex.

 

[IntenseOperator]

I used to let my "freinds" use my shit when I knew it was busted, too.

awesome!

 

[ga_ben]

Scott,

You are spreading your self too thin. You got that online piss business going to. Slow down bro!

 

[vinnie]

 

[THE KOD]

 

[vinnie]

Need new Fuel Pump :SIB

 

[Morris]

Need new Fuel Pump :SIB

You doing it yourself? Not a hard job.

Sounds like that truck needs some TLC!:shrug:

 

[vinnie]

You doing it yourself? Not a hard job.

Sounds like that truck needs some TLC!:shrug:

I don't think I want to drop the gas tank :shrug:

Needs tires a muffler & fuel pump we are in negations he doesn't really want to fix it so I'm going to buy it.

 

[Morris]

I don't think I want to drop the gas tank :shrug:

Needs tires a muffler & fuel pump we are in negations he doesn't really want to fix it so I'm going to buy it.

Fuel pump in the gas tank is a different story.

If you don't go crazy on the tires the total shouldn't be too bad.