(ie2002) Beantownjim's Told Instructions

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(IE2002) I KNOW JACK IS OUT OF TOWN THIS WEEKEND BUT JUST BEFORE HE LEFT I SPOKE TO HIM ON HIS CELL PHONE AND HE SAID AND I QUOTE.(BEANTOWNJIM YOU ARE 2ND IN COMMAND HERE AT MADJACKS SO YOU WILL MAKE ALL THE TOUGH DECISIONS FOR ME AND MY FORUM WHILE I AM OUT OF TOWN.SO BEANTOWN IF YOU HAVE ANY TROUBLE WITH THE PUNKS IN THIS FORUM LIKE SKULLDOG,FLETCHER,CUTIE BOY FROM ATLANTA,DONT HESITATE TO BAN THEM UNTIL I RETURN.JIM WHILE I AM OUT OF TOWN YOUR INSTRUCTIONS ARE AS FOLLOW.I WANT YOU TO PAY ME STAFF PLUS FLUFF UP YOUR ENVELOPE A LITTLE;) I WANT YOU TO GIVE THE DEADBEATS A COUPLE OF WINNERS I WANT YOU TO MONITOR OUR SITE FOR TROUBLE MAKERS WE WANT GUYS WHO WONT ROCK THE BOAT BEANTOWN WE RUN A DICTATORSHIP HERE AND YOU ME AND JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN ARE IN CONTROL.I DONT WANT ANY OF THE PEASENTS IN THIS FORUM LIKE DR.STRANGELOVE AND HIDS BUDDIES TO TRY AND PLAN A REVOLUTION AGAINST US.SO BOYS BOTTOM LINE BEANTOWNJIM IS IN CHARGE UNTIL SUNDAY NIGHT SO I DONT WANT TO HEAR ONE NEGATIVE WORD OUT OF YOU LOSERS OR YOU WILL LOSE YOUR POSTING PRIVALEGES YOU GOT IT FELLAS.JACK I DONT ANTICIPATE ANY TROUBLE BUT JUST IN CASE LEAVE YOUR CELL PHONE ON THESE GUYS CAN BE ROUGH WITH A TYPEWRITER.JACK I ALSO PROMISE I WONT DO MY ANNUAL BEANTOWNJIM GAY TEST UNTIL YOU GET BACK;) SO JACK ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND AND HAVE NO FEAR WHILE BEANTOWNJIM IS HERE:D JACK HAS TOLD ME THAT FOR NOW ON IF HE HAS SOME FAMILY MATTERS BEANTOWNJIM WILL BE RUNNING THE FORUM AND IF ANYBODY DOESNT LIKE IT MY CLOSE FRIEND FROM THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN WILL DISCUSS THE ISSUES:nutkick THE OLD FASHIONED WAY IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN (A :drinky: BEER AND A BEATING) SO BOYS WE CAN HAVE SOME FUN BUT WE MUST ALSO SHOW JACK THAT I AM A NATURAL BORN LEADER SO HE WILL LEAVE ME IN CHARGE AGAIN:D

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE SPORTSBOOK STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME THEN CALLED ME A (SUCKER):thefinger LENNY
 
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are you sure Jack didn't say 2nd in command from the bottom up?

back to the point, not only am I am peasant, but I also have a HAY pitch fork that would nicely go up your :moon:


That is a winner jimbo...

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JACK I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN RUN YOUR FORUM WHEN I TOOK THE POSITION YOU OFFERED I DIDNT BARGAIN FOR THIS.THE E-MAILS HAVE BEEN POURING IN AND THEY ARE NOT NICE.JACK I WROTE DOWN SOME OF THE NICIER E-MAILS YOUR MEMBERS HAVE SENT.OH SH-T HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE:moon:

BEANTOWNJIM YOU ARE THE BIGGEST LOSER IN THE WORLD I KNOW YOU ARE A GOOD HANDICAPPER BUT MY SON HAD A SERIOUS DRUG AND ALCHOHOL PROBLEM LAST YEAR THIS IS WHY HE STIFFED YOU THE 200 BUCKS.HAVENT YOU EVER BEEN 35 YEARS OLD CONTIPLATING SUICIDE,BROKE DOING CRACK AND DRINKING WITH FRIENDS MY BOY IS A GOOD KID HE JUST WENT THROUGH SOME TOUGH TIMES SO LEAVE HIM ALONE YOU OVERGROWN FAG.SIGNED (MRS BLUEMOND FREAK):mad:

BEANTOWNJIM I SELL TRAILORS TO PEOPLE WHO CANT AFFORD NICE HOMES LIKE YOURS SO WHAT IF I DONT MAKE A LOT OF CASH. WHY DO YOU CALL ME A LOSER BECAUSE I LIVE AT HOME WITH MY PARENTS AND YOUNGER SISTER SOME DAY I WILL HIT THE LOTTERY AND BUY YOUR HOUSE AND BURN IT DOWN YOU BIG DRUNKEN IRISHMAN.JACK I HAVE THIS GUY ON IGNORE NOW BECAUSE HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH:eek:

BEANTOWNJIM I SPEAK FOR JACKS GAY AUDIANCE AND WE ARE BIGGER THAN YOU AND YOUR GOON BUDDY JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN THINK.I LIVE IN ATLANTA THE HOME OF SOME OF THE BEST CONDITIONED FAGS LIKE RICHARD SIMMONS,RUDY GALENDO,IF YOU KEEP BAD MOUTHING ME IN FRONT OF JACKS OTHER GAY MEMBERS I WILL CALL MY BOYS AND WE WILL, WE WILL, WE WILL DO SOMETHING LIKE SPRAY OUR RALPH LAUREN POLO ALL OVER YOU AND JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN THAT WILL SHOW YOU WE MEAN BUSINESS YOU HOMOPHOBIC WEIRDO(SCOTTY FROM ATLANTA)P.S. BEANTOWN CAN I HAVE A PICK.:rolleyes:

BEANTOWNJIM YOUR A COOL GUY RIGHT NOW I HAVE 5 GORGOUS BROADS ALL TOUCHING MY PRIVATE PART IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE YOUR LOVELY WIFE I CAN HOOK YOU UP WITH A BUNCH OF BROADS JUST LET ME KNOW GOOD BUDDY AND THE GIRLS ARE YOURS I CANT BANG THEM ALL I NEED SOME HELP.(DR. STRANGELOVE):thefinger SMELL MY FINGERS BEANTOWN YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR MISSING YOUR BUDDY (THE DR.)

BEANTOWNJIM I AM ON YOUR SIDE THAT NO GOOD RAT BASTARD LENNY FROM CASCADE DID STEAL YOUR 660 DOLLARS AND THEN HAD THE BALLS TO CALL YOU A SUCKER.BEANTOWN I RESPECT YOU SO MUCH YOU HAVE ALMOST BECOME MY HERO I LOVE YOU MAN AND WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO LIVE YOUR LYFESTYLE YOUR MY IDOL BEANTOWNJIM KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK AND I WILL GO KICK LENNYS ARSE FOR YOU YOUR PAL FROM ACROSS THE STREET (V-V-V) YOU DA MAN BEANTOWN WHO DO YOU LIKE TONIGHT I OWE MY BOOKIE 2 GRAND AND I NEED YOUR HELP
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JACK THE E-MAILS ARE NON STOP I THINK I AM GOING TO HAVE TO QUIT THIS JOB I CANT HANDLE ALL THESE STRANGE E-MAILS I AM GETTING SINCE YOU GAVE ME THIS JOB.:shrug: BEANTOWNJIM

HERES ANOTHER SENT FROM UNKNOWN PERSON BEANTOWNJIM YOU WERE RIGHT UNCLE BUTTERNUTS WAS A FRAUD WHO COULDNT MAKE IT ACROSS THE STREET I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO I HIRED SOME 2 BIT CONTEST CHASER NAMED MCIRISH THE F-CKING KID THINKS HE IS AN AUTHORITY OFFSHORE BECAUSE HE KISSES EVERY SPORTSBOOK OWNER WHO WILL SLIP HIM A 50 DOLLAR PARLAY.I WANT TO GET RID OF HIM BUT THEN OTHER FORUMS WILL LAUGH AT ME I DONT HAVE A BACKBONE BEANTOWN PLEASE COME BACK AND FIRE THIS DUMB MICK I KNOW YOUR IRISH AND YOU CAN HANDLE THIS GUY MCIRISH I AM AFFRAID OF WHAT HE MIGHT SAY ABOUT ME HE MIGHT CALL ME A SNEAKY J-W.SO BEANTOWNJIM PLEASE COME BACK I WILL GIVE YOU THAT MODERATOR JOB YOU WANTED JUST GET RID OF THE 2 CLOWNS MCIRISH AND HIS SIDE KICK LEE BUTTERNUTS CORSO THE ACT IS OVER SO PLEASE HELP.ILL EVEN BUY SOME LOBSTERS FROM YOUR FRIEND ROGER BERKOWITZ THANKS BEANTOWNJIM YOUR A REAL PAL AND A LOYAL FRIEND(KENNETH THATS FAD FOR KEN):thefinger

JACK I WILL FULLFILL MY OBLIGATION I WILL WORK THE WEEKEND HERE AT MADJACKS BUT HURRY BACK THESE E-MAILS WONT STOP YOU MUST GO THROUGH HELL JACK WITH ALL THESE FOOLS E-MAILING YOU ALLDAY LONG.JACK I AM OFF THE PAYROLL AT 7PM SUNDAY NIGHT IF I AM FORCED TO WORK OVERTIME IT WILL BE 30 DOLLARS FOR THE FIRST 10 MINUTES THEN 20 DOLLARS FOR EVERY MINUTE THERE AFTER.THANKS JACK,YOUR NEW MODERATOR BEANTOWNJIM:D I GRIN WHEN I WIN:D
 
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still haven't found the caps lock huh :rolleyes:


your mom didn't give you too much attention did she :eek:
 
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Kick you can forget about the CAP locks issue with beanhead. This boston boy has much bigger issues to fry. And if your not carefull he will be calling you everything but a homosapien.

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where's the pick Jimbo??

I need a winner tonight

thanks

you're doing a great job, jack can count on you to run the show anytime...
 
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Best entertainment on the net !!

Jimbo, who cares if you have an autographed pair of Rudy Galenda's underpants, your stories are great !!
 
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JACK WHEN I ACCEPTED THIS WEEKEND GIG I PROMISED THE BOYS A WINNER SO TODAY I WILL TAKE THE TEXAS RANGERS +108 TO BEAT UP ON THIS JAP TOMMA OHKA THIS GUY SUCKS I REMEMBER HIM FROM BOSTON.ENJOY YOUR MONEY BOYS HURRY UP THIS GAME GOES AT 1.10.:D I GRIN WHEN I WIN:D

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE SPORTSBOOK STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME AND THEN CALLED ME A SUCKER:thefinger
 
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THIS FRIGGING TEXAS TEAM SUCKS MAN THEY KILL ME EVERY TIME I DONT THINK I HAVE CASHED IN ON THESE GOD DAM BUMS ALL YEAR LONG.WHERE THE F-CK WAS A-ROD AND PALMERO TODAY WHAT THE F-CK IS GOING ON HERE IF I KNEW THE MANAGER WAS SITTING OUT THESE 2 GUYS I WOULD HAVE LOADED UP ON THE UNDER.GLADEMIR DIDNT PLAY EITHER AND THE RANGERS COULDNT WIN TEXAS SUCKS AND THERE A WASTE OF MONEY JESUS CHRIST I JUST THREW AWAY 700 BUCKS:thefinger
 
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Glad to see that I have not been banned yet

How about a pick tonight on the NBA game???
 
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That Texas team is done this year. They are looking to trade Ugeth Urbina to the Yanks, so the towel has been tossed. Besides all them dudes you mentioned are off today on both teams, they are probably on a gamble cruise off San Juan or getting their ya yas out with Conchita, Consuelo, y Marguerita !





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Jim,

Thanks for keeping things on an even keel around here while Jack was gone. You're really proving yourself and I wouldn't be surprised if you got a paid moderator job here before long.
 
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