(if Barry Manilow Isnt A Fag I'll)
- Thread starter beantownjim
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IF ANYBODY IN THIS FORUM CAN PRODUCE EVIDENCE THAT BARRY HAS EVER SLEPT WITH A BROAD I WILL PICK UP THE TAB AT MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT FOR 25 MEMBERS OF MADJACKS
btj
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WELL DAWGBALL HOW MUCH DID YOU TIP HIM FOR CADDYING FOR YOU AND WAS HE SMART ENOUGH TO FIGURE OUT THE YARDADGE OR DID HE USE A CALCULATOR.YEH KORDELL SEEMED LIKE A NICE GUY ARE YOU KIDDING ME I HEARD HIM ON AN INTERVIEW HE IS DUMBER THAN DIRT HOW DID HE OPEN UP TO YOU DAWGBALL UNLESS YOU GUYS ARE PLAYING BALL ON THE SAME FIELD GET MY DRIFT DAWGBALLmoon1 (MAN DAWGBALL YOU GOTS U A NICE ARSE HOW ABOUT COMING BACK TO MY CRIB AND I WILL GIVE YOU ONE OF MY KORDEL STEWART GAME JERSEYS HUH BIG FELLA
DAWGBALL NEXT TIME YOU SEE YOUR BUDDY KORDEL AX HIM IF HE HAS EVER BEEN TO A TRANSVESTITE BAR IN BOSTON CALLED (JACQUES)
DAWGBALL ALWAYS SLEEP WITH YOUR HANDS ABOVE THE COVERS THIS WAY YOU WONT BE TEMPTED TO REACH DOWN AND TOUCH KORDELS WEINER
DAWGBALL NEXT TIME YOU SEE YOUR BUDDY KORDEL AX HIM IF HE HAS EVER BEEN TO A TRANSVESTITE BAR IN BOSTON CALLED (JACQUES) DAWGBALL ALWAYS SLEEP WITH YOUR HANDS ABOVE THE COVERS THIS WAY YOU WONT BE TEMPTED TO REACH DOWN AND TOUCH KORDELS WEINER
BEaner-
So what your saying is I am not invited. Mama gave the proof, and I wanted to join in!
Everyone needs a bodyguard, JohnnyKnockdown...couldn't hold my jock. But with your huge winnings, and if price is right I might be able to help both you and your buddy Gammons as part of a personal protection service.
But I ca't sign the deal, until Mama and I eat at Legal Seafood's, and we all partake in some livations!
TSI
So what your saying is I am not invited. Mama gave the proof, and I wanted to join in!
Everyone needs a bodyguard, JohnnyKnockdown...couldn't hold my jock. But with your huge winnings, and if price is right I might be able to help both you and your buddy Gammons as part of a personal protection service.
But I ca't sign the deal, until Mama and I eat at Legal Seafood's, and we all partake in some livations!
TSI
dogface.... as soon as beanie decides not to welch on yet ANOTHER public bet, you will definitely be one of the 25
(IF you can make the weather warm back up soon )
(IF you can make the weather warm back up soon
)DOGFACE YOU ARE SCARING ME (ITS ALWAYS WARM AT TSI'S) YEH AND ITS ALWAYS WARM AT MICHAEL JACKSON'S NEVERLAND RANCH ALSO BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN I WANT TO GO TO YOUR HOUSE DOGFACE:nono: IF I DO DECIDE TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE DOGFACE AND WE DO HAVE A COUPLE OF BEVERAGES WHAT KIND OF GAURENTEES DO I HAVE THAT YOU WONT TRY AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME AFTER ALL DOGFACE YOU GORRILLAS ARE VERY SENSITIVE AND YOU LIKE TO GROOM A LOT AND FONDLE:scared DOGFACE SERIOUSLY I HAVE A NEIGHBOR WHO IS BUGGING ME LATELY NOT THE RUSSIAN THIS GUY IS A GARLIC SNAPPER HOW MUCH ARE YOU GORRILLAS CHARGING THESE DAYS DOGFACE TO PUT A LITTLE SCARE INTO THE GUY MAYBE YOU WILL GIVE ME THE MADJACKS DISCOUNT RATE I WANT THIS GUY ROUGHED UP A LITTLE AND JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN JUST HAD AN OPERATION ON HIS HAND.I WOULD DO IT MYSELF BUT I AM NOT SURE I CAN TAKE THE GUY HE HAS THE HEIGHT AND WEIGHT ADVANTAGE ON ME ITS NOT THAT I AM CHICKEN ITS JUST THAT I DONT FEEL LIKE GETTING BEAT UP IN FRONT OF ALL THE OTHER NEIGHBORS THEY MIGHT LOSE RESPECT FOR ME
I AM DUCKING HIM FOR NOW BUT SOONER OR LATER WE ARE GOING TO RUN INTO EACH OTHER SO DOGFACE YOU WILL HAVE TO GET TO SOUTH BOSTON RIGHT AWAY
I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE SPORTSBOOK STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME(THANK GOD THESE CROOKS ARE OUT OF BUSINESS AND CANT ROB ANYMORE)
I AM DUCKING HIM FOR NOW BUT SOONER OR LATER WE ARE GOING TO RUN INTO EACH OTHER SO DOGFACE YOU WILL HAVE TO GET TO SOUTH BOSTON RIGHT AWAY
I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE SPORTSBOOK STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME(THANK GOD THESE CROOKS ARE OUT OF BUSINESS AND CANT ROB ANYMORE)
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btj
I wouldn't worry about it.
I am sure any respect for you in the neighborhood has
long since dissipated.
KOD
As soon as my tickets are confirmed, and reservations are made at Boston's finest hotel, I will be there. And not 1 minute later! Please have the airlines e-mail me my flight confirmation numbers don't worry they all know me so it will get to me. Also please have the hotel e-mail me with a pciture of my accomodations so I may verify the hotel, and make sure it is up to my usual 5* Standards.
Don't forget, I only fly first class, and expect limo arrangements for all travel. I can feel it now BTJ, your hitting the big time by hiring me! People will talk!
TSI
Don't forget, I only fly first class, and expect limo arrangements for all travel. I can feel it now BTJ, your hitting the big time by hiring me! People will talk!
TSI
JESUS CHRIST DOGFACE YOPU ARE RIGHT PEOPLE WILL TALK IT WILL BE MY CREDIT CARD COMPANY DEMANDING THERE MONEY FOR YOUR EXPENSES THEY WILL BE THE ONES TALKING THEN MY WIFE WILL BE THE ONE HITTING WHEN SHE SEES HOW MUCH IT COST'S TO HOUSE A GORRILLA IN BOSTON FOR A WEEK.I WOULD RATHER FIGHT THE GARLIC SNAPPER AND SPEND A WEEK IN THE HOSPITAL ITS CHEAPER THAN HIRING YOU DOGFACE. THANKS FOR NOTHING YOU OVERPAYED GORRILA NOW GO EAT SOME DUMBELLS YOU DUMBELL I'LL FIGHT THE GUY MYSELF.
ALWAYS TAKE A HIT ON 12 IN BLACKJACK NO MATTER WHAT THE DEALER IS SHOWING I GRIN WHEN I WIN
ALWAYS TAKE A HIT ON 12 IN BLACKJACK NO MATTER WHAT THE DEALER IS SHOWING
I GRIN WHEN I WIN DOn't talk down to an Intelligent GORILLA. It just isn't plain nice!
BTW: I had breakfast this morning with my good friend Peter Gammons, and he said in his weakest state he could take you on.
If that's the case, you better rethink your weekly stay in the hospital, it will definitley br much, much longer. So there is value in hiring me, I just need those e-mails...so get your hand out from under the covers and away from your weiner, and get those reservations made!
TSI
BTW: I had breakfast this morning with my good friend Peter Gammons, and he said in his weakest state he could take you on.
If that's the case, you better rethink your weekly stay in the hospital, it will definitley br much, much longer. So there is value in hiring me, I just need those e-mails...so get your hand out from under the covers and away from your weiner, and get those reservations made!
TSI
