I'm back in Texas!! Eddie and smurphy, ya'll come and visit!

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Some good ol' Republican BBQ down here!

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Houston Symphony gonna perform Nielsen's Prelude to Act II of "Saul and David" in April, conducted by Thomas Dausgaard, along with Brahm's first Symp and Leila Josefowicz performing Adam's violin concerto.

Symphony there and in Dallas at least as good as any in LA or Ohio, and opera houses better!

to fill yer known church-goin'itch and ever present diversity urge, may I reccomend the terrific Mariachi Mass at the historic 18th century Mission San Jos? in San Antonio:

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admit it, you come and spend time here, you love it too much to leave!
 

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admit it, you come and spend time here, you love it too much to leave!

To borrow a line from King Edward when he was speaking about Scotland - "The only problem with Texas is that it's full of Texans."
 

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To borrow a line from King Edward when he was speaking about Scotland - "The only problem with Texas is that it's full of Texans."

sounds like yer just afeard of 'em. As they say here "Scared as a sinner in a cyclone."

Nuttin' wrong with Texicans, they have even learned about ol' King Edward, as then governor Bush of Texas said, "I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards."

so tell yer California girls it's time to swap spit and hit the road.
 

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Am careful who I invite. As the late Molly Ivins said:

"I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults."

somewhere in TX:

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Terry:

I don't get invited to go many places so I really appreciate the invitation. I will contact Saul and see when he is available so we can coordinate a trip.

As you know, I have previously considered the majority of Texans to have the charm and panache of Sean Avery, the wit and sensitivity of Dick Cheney, and the intelligence and acumen of Jessica Simpson. However, in the interest of being fair and balanced, I am willing to give it another shot.

Question your assesment of the Texas Symphonys comparison to Ohio's big city sypmphony's Terry boy. Cleveland and Cincinnati are up there. Cleveland a while ago (under Szell and maybe Maazel) was considered by many the best in the world.

Now I realize the world isn't Texas but it is pretty big in and of itself. Somehow after watching that Kuertz's video it just didn't seem like a symphony crowd.

No problem about the lack of forks at Kuertz's. I'll just order sushi then we can get balcony seats for the symphony. Do the conductors down there wear boots and cowboy hats?

Yo yo ma.

Eddie
 

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Terry:

I don't get invited to go many places so I really appreciate the invitation. I will contact Saul and see when he is available so we can coordinate a trip.

As you know, I have previously considered the majority of Texans to have the charm and panache of Sean Avery, the wit and sensitivity of Dick Cheney, and the intelligence and acumen of Jessica Simpson. However, in the interest of being fair and balanced, I am willing to give it another shot.

Question your assesment of the Texas Symphonys comparison to Ohio's big city sypmphony's Terry boy. Cleveland and Cincinnati are up there. Cleveland a while ago (under Szell and maybe Maazel) was considered by many the best in the world.

Now I realize the world isn't Texas but it is pretty big in and of itself. Somehow after watching that Kuertz's video it just didn't seem like a symphony crowd.

No problem about the lack of forks at Kuertz's. I'll just order sushi then we can get balcony seats for the symphony. Do the conductors down there wear boots and cowboy hats?

Yo yo ma.

Eddie

Last place I chowed down a three-way your abouts, conversation with my fellow eatery patrons revealed sum of 'em probably couldn't poor piss out of thier boot if you wrote the instructions on the heel. But I kept an open mind too...

Texas do like thier shots:

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Below is pic of conductor Howard Hudiburg. He is the Director of Orchestral Activities and Associate Professor at Texas State University-San Marcos. He studied with Pierre Boulez and the Cleveland Orchestra in residence.

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I do think the Cleveland band peaked with Maazel (more color and flexibility than drill-master Szell), and slipped since. Finest I say are Chicago, St. Louis, BSO and one folks usually don't think of--the Metropolitan Opera Orchestra.

You're interested in "being fair and balanced"?

June Cleaver: Ward, I'm very worried about the Beaver.
 

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I am not one for symphonyes

I would have to shoot that guy in the hat after about a hour of mozart last trombonie.

oh and texas does beef not pork barbecue

that right there should be listed as a crime.
 

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No problem about the lack of forks at Kuertz's. I'll just order sushi then we can get balcony seats for the symphony. Do the conductors down there wear boots and cowboy hats?

Yo yo ma.

Eddie

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I can handle the eating with my mitts no problem.

and they dont use bbq sause anyways.

yo you mama too Eddie

you magnificent bastid
 

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TR:

Once again, as I did in beating your economic theories to a pulp I with all humility must do likewise to your Texas ordhestral theories:

Behold oh man of leather boots and little cutlter, the list:

http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/music/article5201584.ece

As most Texans with a post secodary school edcuation will be able to discern, the Cleveland Orchestra is rated as the 5 th best in the world. Sadly, the Houston and Dallas ensemles failed to make the list. How blue...........

Maybe if they changed their programing from an all Sousa and Waylon Jennings to a little more Mozarrt or Bach, soome of the judges may take notice. Ahh just a suggesttion from a state which really has no good bands.

Well off to see Berlioz tomorrow. Ta ta.

Eddie
 

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I do think the Cleveland band peaked with Maazel (more color and flexibility than drill-master Szell), and slipped since. Finest I say are Chicago, St. Louis, BSO and one folks usually don't think of--the Metropolitan Opera Orchestra.


No love for Michael Tilson Thomas? :shrug:
 

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TR:

Once again, as I did in beating your economic theories to a pulp I with all humility must do likewise to your Texas ordhestral theories:

Behold oh man of leather boots and little cutlter, the list:

http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/music/article5201584.ece

As most Texans with a post secodary school edcuation will be able to discern, the Cleveland Orchestra is rated as the 5 th best in the world. Sadly, the Houston and Dallas ensemles failed to make the list. How blue...........

Maybe if they changed their programing from an all Sousa and Waylon Jennings to a little more Mozarrt or Bach, soome of the judges may take notice. Ahh just a suggesttion from a state which really has no good bands.

Well off to see Berlioz tomorrow. Ta ta.

Eddie

Quite hilarious, such ill-concocted pretensions on the fine arts delivered by a lawyer from the cultural dust-bin of Ohio. I have a different opinion, it goes like this: shut up.

I mentioned this to Tommy Lee Jones last night. We took his private jet (mine was undergoing "unscheduled maintenance " and I shall flog yet another servant upon my return!) flying into Ft. Worth from his ranch in Van Horn. Tommy Lee, a Texan not all that unusual (Havard 1969, cum laude with a degree in English) considering his interest in cattle, land and fine arts--we attended a show at the Kimbell Art Museum, marvelling once more the cycloid-vaulted ceilings giving such light to the collections that it was indeed no wonder that Louis Kahn's desgin is regarded by many as finest of all 20th-century museum designs.

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Nearby is the justly renown Amon Carter Museum, with it's holding of signature works by Bierstadt, Eakins, Mary Cassatt, O?Keeffe, Lewis Hine, Grant Wood Stuart Davis, Audubon and more.

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A singer from the Dallas opera performed "Quel sangue versato" from the upcoming production of "Roberto Devereux" at the museum festivities. She spoke of collaborating with Ben Stevenson of the Houston Ballet. He turned that institution into an internationally acclaimed company.

Can you find even a nationally acclaimed ballet in Ohio? That was rhetorical by the way, so if you actually sat there and answered "yes, yes I can", I hate to break this to you but you?re an idiot. And let's not even get to speaking of opera houses of similar caliber. Or museums the like of the Dallas Museum of Art, or Houston's Menil Collection (which contains, among many treasures, the only Byzantine Chapel Fresco in the new world).

or even down to lesser, but no less wonderful places, like Miss Ima Hogg's Bayou Bend collection of decorative arts and antiques.


In Austin here, the Ransom Center holds tens of millions of literary and cultural artifacts from all over US and Europe. Scholars from around the world arrive daily to consult their collections. Many of the fine Texas authors do too. Down the street is the University of Texas School of Law, generally rated among the top 15 in the US.

Hang out at these places, and you won't find the crowd you see at Ohio State games--a fellow in seat next to you mentioning that he's been been married three times and still has the same in-laws.

"Who is this petty and captious Eddie you speak of" asked Tommy Lee. I answered thus:

A low-bred, largely self-taught person of mediocre literary attainments who somehow contrived an education into Law. He has managed to retain a position as solicitor by a happy combination of defects, natural and acquired: pedantry frequently expressed as satire with little wit or spirit. All strains of political sophistry and personal calumny are employed as he sneers his equals in low birth and educational pretensions, showing contempt by reducing any and all to what he was once himself--a man without the ordinary advantages of learning, taste and magnanimity. He hurls his meagre observations ex cathedr? at everyone with the self-conceit and self-importance of a country schoolmaster, discovering as little tact, in angry and insulting exchanges--all the while taking an odious pride and pleasure in this sort of petty warfare.

"That's a pretty harsh criticism, seemingly as illiberal as Eddie himself"

Well, as Eddie assumes a place to say what he pleases of others, I might be allowed to speak truth of him!

"Mightn't you worry he'll respond with equal invective and damning truth?"

Eddie wouldn't dare
 

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My Dearest Terrance Raymond:

Initially, I congratulate your not so indiscrete shift from comparing Dallas/Houston symphony orchestra with Cincinnati/Cleveland symphony orchestra to the fine arts in general (good lawyer tactic when one does not have a good rebuttal on a specific subject throw up as much shit as you can on another general topic). However, back to that topic for a moment, I believe your views on the Texas symphony orchestra's are about on par with the table manners of your average Kreutzer's patron.

I am unfamiliar with your friend Mr. Jones. Although I do know most Crimson grads of importance, I do not know him. Most Texans who went to H are legacies. Is he? Oil or cattle? I assume cattle since he has a ranch. What is Van Horn? Is that another place that is proud of President George W. Bush?

I actually would like to visit the Dallas Museum of Art one day. It is my understanding that they have the worlds largest velvet Elvis exhibit.

I had to copy and paste what you said about me to Mr. Jones.

"A low-bred, largely self-taught person of mediocre literary attainments who somehow contrived an education into Law. He has managed to retain a position as solicitor by a happy combination of defects, natural and acquired: pedantry frequently expressed as satire with little wit or spirit. All strains of political sophistry and personal calumny are employed as he sneers his equals in low birth and educational pretensions, showing contempt by reducing any and all to what he was once himself--a man without the ordinary advantages of learning, taste and magnanimity. He hurls his meagre observations ex cathedr? at everyone with the self-conceit and self-importance of a country schoolmaster, discovering as little tact, in angry and insulting exchanges--all the while taking an odious pride and pleasure in this sort of petty warfare."

That was a mouthful. Not sure about "low-bred" whatever that means. I have no literary attainment. Worked my way through law school and did okay (top 20%). Agree on natural and acquired defects. Pedantic expression yeah but I think I'm funny sometimes and that is opinion but I generally do this for me. Reducing people to what I once was... I don't think so, I just like to push buttons, if I can. I am smarter than a lot of people but also know that a lot of people are smarter than I am. I believe I have taste and am quite a giving guy although I can be a prick. The shots I take are meant to get a laugh. If they do great if they don't too bad. I do laugh sometimes when I type this stuff. I can tell when someone gets pissed at something I say but I also sometimes have let it get under my skin. Twice in the almost 8 years I've been here. Just in a bad mood when it happened.

Its not warfare, TR, its taking shots for laughs. If its funny, great, if not than I'm Scott from Atlanta. See, thats what I mean. Now, will Scott get pissed off, I hope to hell not. Will he laugh, I hope so. Will he come back with a fuck you, Eddie, I hope so. Will we have a beer one day, I hope so. Will someone come on here and say that wasn't funny haskell your an asshole. I really don't care. Really.

Now, back to the matter at hand. I found your conversation with K very funny.

Eddie
 
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