What about "frugal" bastards?
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ah, yes I/O (sound like ducky from NCIS)
that reminds me of the frugal bastid rabbi and the canadian tax system.......
A bright, young, fresh-out-of-school auditor just joined Revenue Canada,
excited to begin tracking down high-powered tax evaders.
Anxious for his first high-powered audit, he was a bit dismayed when his
assignment was to audit a Rabbi.
Looking over the books they were pretty straight forward, and the Rabbi
clearly very frugal, so he thought he'd make his day interesting by having
a little fun with the Rabbi.
"Rabbi," he said, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."
"Yes," answered the Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked.
A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up and when we
have enough, we send them back to the candle maker. And every now and then,
they send us a free box of candles."
"Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his unusual question
actually had a practical answer. So he thought he'd go on, in his
obnoxious way...
"Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the
crumbs from the matzo?"
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up all the
crumbs from the matzo and when we have enough, we send them in a box back
to the manufacturer and every now and then, they send a box of matzo balls."
"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from the
circumcisions?"
"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save
up all the foreskins, and when we have enough we actually send them to
Revenue Canada."
"Revenue Canada?," questioned the auditor in disbelief.
"Ahh, yes," replied the Rabbi, "Revenue Canada", and about once a year,
they send us a little prick like you."