"In the beginning..." ~

[buddy]

 

[Duff Miver]

So, religious scholar, buddy - God created Earth. right? And all the other millions of planets too?

And He created all the species of animals, and Humans on earth too?

On how many other of the planets did He create life? What does your religions tell you about that?

And, did God create all the bacteria, viruses, prions and other plagues that bedevil humans and animals and fishes? If so, why?

And did he create relativity, and the atomic weapons that can be made therefrom? Why?

And did He create mathematics? Is that why 2+2=4, and not 5?

And are Mexicans and Muslims part of His Wonderful creations?

 

[WhatsHisNuts]

The "God" and the "Jesus" that Christians worship today are actually amalgams formed out of ancient pagan gods. The idea of a "virgin birth", "burial in a rock tomb", "resurrection after 3 days" and "eating of body and drinking of blood" had nothing to do with Jesus. All of the rituals in Christianity are completely man-made. Christianity is a snow ball that rolled over a dozen pagan religions. As the snowball grew, it freely attached pagan rituals and beliefs in order to be more palatable to converts. You can find accounts like these in popular literature:

• "The vestiges of pagan religion in Christian symbology are undeniable. Egyptian sun disks became the halos of Catholic saints. Pictograms of Isis nursing her miraculously conceived son Horus became the blueprint for our modern images of the Virgin Mary nursing Baby Jesus. And virtually all the elements of the Catholic ritual - the miter, the altar, the doxology, and communion, the act of "God-eating" - were taken directly from earlier pagan mystery religions."
• "Nothing in Christianity is original. The pre-Christian God Mithras - called the Son of God and the Light of the World - was born on December 25, died, was buried in a rock tomb, and then resurrected in three days. By the way, December 25 is also the birthday or Osiris, Adonis, and Dionysus. The newborn Krishna was presented with gold, frankincense, and myrrh. Even Christianity's weekly holy day was stolen from the pagans."

Pulled from godisimaginary.com :0008

 

[Duff Miver]

Well, buddy, speak up.

Did Gawd create the living being, MRS antibiotic resistant organism?

You get two choices:


1. Gawd created all living organisms.

or

2. Duh, no, Gawd didn't create the bad ones. That must have been someone else, Zeus, maybe.

Tough question, eh?

I'll bet it turns your pulsating asshole inside out.

Pray, buddy, pray.

Put it to me, Jeebus. You do know Jeebus was a tranny, right?