"In the name of the Father......."

[yyz]

http://www.theonion.com/onion3216/lutheranloves.html

 

[djv]

I think this guy got it right. Hell you can get old and run out of time. So get started.

 

[kneifl]

This guy sounds like more of a

clown

than a preacher

kneifl

 

[Natural Selection]

"But if you're not married, please, whatever you do, don't **** anybody. An eternity of sin and punishment await those who **** without church sanction."

Looks like my girlfriend and I should pack for the warm weather.

 

[KingOfTheSquares]

You gotta be F*$%ing with me...!