A young hotshot gets a job with the IRS. His first assignment is to audit an old rabbi. Thinking he will have some fun with the old rabbi, the kid says, " Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?" The rabbi says, "We send them to the candle factory, & every once in a while they send us a free candle." The kid says,"And what do you do with the crumbs from your table?"The rabbi responds,"We send them to the matzoh ball factory, & every once in a while they send us a free box of matzoh balls. The kid says,"And what do you do with the foreskins from your circumcisions?" The rabbi says,"We send them to the IRS, & every once in a while they send us little prick like you."
