So sad...
My #2 endeavor... "The Pleaser"
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Oh - The Hammer name is a double entendre. You hammer the lines and the ladies.
You know what would be bad ass, if you were a carpenter who had a hit in the 90's called Can't Touch This.
That would be a double double entendre also known as a quadtendre.
Unfortunately it's not true. You are a stroker by nature and my educated guess is that you don't stop with your ego.
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