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ISIS TO CHANGE NAME TO ?CLIMATE CHANGE? TO GET RESPECT THEY DESERVE
ISIS TO CHANGE NAME TO ?CLIMATE CHANGE? TO GET RESPECT THEY DESERVE
Political Ears Editorial Staff November 16, 2015 Satire No Comments
Syria: ISIS spokesman Ahmed Fullajah said that Obama keeps saying that Climate Change is the biggest threat to America?s existence. ?That?s not fair!? he exclaims. We are ISIS and WE want to be known as the biggest threat!
In a memo issued to Islamic State (ISIS members), Fullajah officially filed documents with the Internal Revenue Service changing their name to ?Climate Change? in the hopes that President Obama would actually pay attention to them.
?We are suicide fighters. We want to die and Obama is ignoring us.? claimed one ISIS fighter.
Asked if this ploy is unsucessful, Ahmed Fullajah said, ?President Obama needs to know that we will change our name as many times as we need to so we can get the recognition we deserve. In fact, this morning I ordered my second in command to explore other naming options in case Obama still ignores us. ?Police Brutality?, ?Racial Microagressions?, and ?Republicans? are all on the short list.?
I left shortly before prayer call began and Putin began bombing Climate Change.
(This article is SATIRE, meaning it?s completely made up. However, it accurately reflects the current sad state of Obama?s pathetic presidency. So go ahead and share on facebook, because it?s better to laugh and then cry at the sad state of affairs than it is to ignore it. Maybe it will wake some people up to Obama?s nonsense.)
ISIS TO CHANGE NAME TO ?CLIMATE CHANGE? TO GET RESPECT THEY DESERVE
ISIS TO CHANGE NAME TO ?CLIMATE CHANGE? TO GET RESPECT THEY DESERVE
Political Ears Editorial Staff November 16, 2015 Satire No Comments
Syria: ISIS spokesman Ahmed Fullajah said that Obama keeps saying that Climate Change is the biggest threat to America?s existence. ?That?s not fair!? he exclaims. We are ISIS and WE want to be known as the biggest threat!
In a memo issued to Islamic State (ISIS members), Fullajah officially filed documents with the Internal Revenue Service changing their name to ?Climate Change? in the hopes that President Obama would actually pay attention to them.
?We are suicide fighters. We want to die and Obama is ignoring us.? claimed one ISIS fighter.
Asked if this ploy is unsucessful, Ahmed Fullajah said, ?President Obama needs to know that we will change our name as many times as we need to so we can get the recognition we deserve. In fact, this morning I ordered my second in command to explore other naming options in case Obama still ignores us. ?Police Brutality?, ?Racial Microagressions?, and ?Republicans? are all on the short list.?
I left shortly before prayer call began and Putin began bombing Climate Change.
(This article is SATIRE, meaning it?s completely made up. However, it accurately reflects the current sad state of Obama?s pathetic presidency. So go ahead and share on facebook, because it?s better to laugh and then cry at the sad state of affairs than it is to ignore it. Maybe it will wake some people up to Obama?s nonsense.)
