TIME TO MAKE $$$ said:Do not bring Halle Berry into this, she is a doll..
She`s from Ohio :hail :yup
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Ferdster:
Based upon your reasoning, if the surgeon general says smoking is bad for you, then he lights one up, the message doesn't ring true? I think not.
If Billy is talking conservation, etc. and hops into a gas-guzzling limo does that detract from the message. I think not again.
If you want to play the hypocrisy theme, my point is that it applies to both right and left. By way of example, a young strapping W applying to Yale or W with a bunch of blow up the old nostrils (does that mean he's pro-illegal drugs).
Newt, comes to mind, as the ultimate hypocrite. Using your rationale, here the Newtster is morally-slamming Billy-boy for having his johnson licked by the fat jewish chick while he's doin some slammin of his own. Call it equally and I have no problemo.
Thanks for flashin the brights, Time. We are drivin. What do you mean by the 5.0? I thought we were takin I-90. Actually, and thankfully, we are avoiding Pittsburgh by quite a bit.
Blitz, this is one post of yours I do not understand. Unfortunately, I do understand the rest. Didn't mean to throw Halle Berry into the Cleveland-Pittsburgh fray. Right now, she got smart and I believe is one of Ferdies neighbors.
Ed
Based upon your reasoning, if the surgeon general says smoking is bad for you, then he lights one up, the message doesn't ring true? I think not.
If Billy is talking conservation, etc. and hops into a gas-guzzling limo does that detract from the message. I think not again.
If you want to play the hypocrisy theme, my point is that it applies to both right and left. By way of example, a young strapping W applying to Yale or W with a bunch of blow up the old nostrils (does that mean he's pro-illegal drugs).
Newt, comes to mind, as the ultimate hypocrite. Using your rationale, here the Newtster is morally-slamming Billy-boy for having his johnson licked by the fat jewish chick while he's doin some slammin of his own. Call it equally and I have no problemo.
Thanks for flashin the brights, Time. We are drivin. What do you mean by the 5.0? I thought we were takin I-90. Actually, and thankfully, we are avoiding Pittsburgh by quite a bit.
Blitz, this is one post of yours I do not understand. Unfortunately, I do understand the rest. Didn't mean to throw Halle Berry into the Cleveland-Pittsburgh fray. Right now, she got smart and I believe is one of Ferdies neighbors.
Ed
you pathetic bastards!!!!!! (said jokingly) I find it hard to believe that noone has called Eddie a scum sucking liberal pig. Insult his intelligence, get him off the subject he is comfortable with and speaks well too and you win the fight.
Eddie,
Blow me. The NHL is the last great sport in the Americas my friend and the fact that you don't like only lends creedence to my belief that you are genuinely gay and have pictures of David Hasselhoff strewn about your bedroom that is undoubtedly located in the basement of your half blind grandmother's house. Who, of course, tends to your miserable carcass now that Mom has abandoned you. Tell me Eddie when you go to see Goldmember for the 45th time do you still guffaw and hoot like the rest of the children from the orphanage? Enjoy your porridge little Eddie, then go clean the bathrooms again.
Now to some this may seem mean spirited, but it is really meant in jest. I don't think Eddie is really an orphan, nor do I think he lives at his granny's house. But hell its fun isn't it Besides fuhk him anyway.
FDC, the subtle
Eddie,
Blow me. The NHL is the last great sport in the Americas my friend and the fact that you don't like only lends creedence to my belief that you are genuinely gay and have pictures of David Hasselhoff strewn about your bedroom that is undoubtedly located in the basement of your half blind grandmother's house. Who, of course, tends to your miserable carcass now that Mom has abandoned you. Tell me Eddie when you go to see Goldmember for the 45th time do you still guffaw and hoot like the rest of the children from the orphanage? Enjoy your porridge little Eddie, then go clean the bathrooms again.
Now to some this may seem mean spirited, but it is really meant in jest. I don't think Eddie is really an orphan, nor do I think he lives at his granny's house. But hell its fun isn't it
Besides fuhk him anyway.FDC, the subtle
cris, about time you got around to posting some prose worthy of this site.....!!!!
BTW, eddie, you're funny too.....
FDC - Call him a "scum sucking liberal pig?" Why would we have to state the obvious! Just kidding, Eddie. Though I hope you don't suffer a fate similar to your namesake, Ken Osmond. I believe that was his name. As you no doubt know, he later became an LAPD cop. Should you choose to go that route, I have some connections there or with LA County Sheriff. I think he eventually got disability leave. Do you know anything about his current state of affairs?
fatdaddycool said:
Cris,
In the MOJO poll, were you one of the 9 individuals who voted for the option of being GAY?
Fat:
Chill...... Speakin of bein gay..... I didn't realize you had this thing for hozers with no teeth. Concerning your first point, I can't respond since I didn't understand that mish mash of words (other than "...scum sucking liberal pig...") loosely strung together in your vain attempt to make a coherent sentence. Then again, considering the quality of the Texas higher education system these days, I fully understand the lack of coherency.
Blow you, you ask. And you called me gay? It seems to my scum sucking liberal pig mind that if one male asks another male to have oral sex with him, the askor would be just as gay as the askee, if the askee accepted the proposal. If the askee declines your offer (as I do), then I would respectfully submitt that the askor is more likely to be gay than the askee. Regardless, you can kiss my askee.
You further indicate that you believe I have pictures of David Hassellhoff, as you put it, "...strewn about my bedroom." I find it psychologically intriguing that you have a belief about what is, or is not, in MY bedroom. Quite honestly fat, not now, nor have I ever had any thoughts, beliefs, or other concerns about what is in your bedroom.
Now that you have me thinking about your bedroom, I have no doubt that you have a poster of Maurice Richard scotched taped strategically on the ceiling of your rented trailer, directly above the mattress and box springs setting on the white shag carpet next to the rolled up balls of hardened mucus sitting atop the half empty can of Lone Star with cigarette smoke emanating from the can.
I find it further quite interesting, psychologically speaking of course, that you conclude that my "...mother abandoned me...". If I recall my sexual deviancy undergraduate courses correctly, the maternal abandonment of male offspring has been linked with a higher incidency rate of homosexuality.
You also refer to the movie "Goldmember". You could have picked Chicago, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Twin Towers (although I could probably reach similar conclusions if you had chosen the later film), etc. Could be your subconscious reference to the male appendage? More food for thought.
"...orphanage..." further reference to your issues with abandonement. You also use the term "porridge" instead of soup, broth, etc. You must agree my dear fat, that the word porridge would generally be associated with nursery rhymes (such as Pease Porridge Hot) or other childrens stories (such as Goldilocks and the Three Bears). Possible evidence of some yearning on your part to return to a less complex, easier time in your life.
"...cleaning the bathrooms...", another reference to the elimination functions of the human body involving the penis, annus, the little female weiner.
In conclusion, all in all my dear fat, after disecting your post, which I might add, has your individual signature all over it, one may conclude, in actuality, that you my deprived, southern friend, are, in fact, a homosexual (not that theres anything wrong with that) as well as in need of significant psychotherapy.
I wish you luck in your endeavours as you seek acceptance on your life journey in your Texas world, surrounded by all that heterosexual masculinity, as well as with your psychosexual issues. May you come to some peace with yourself.
Ed, the scum sucking liberal pig.
Chill...... Speakin of bein gay..... I didn't realize you had this thing for hozers with no teeth. Concerning your first point, I can't respond since I didn't understand that mish mash of words (other than "...scum sucking liberal pig...") loosely strung together in your vain attempt to make a coherent sentence. Then again, considering the quality of the Texas higher education system these days, I fully understand the lack of coherency.
Blow you, you ask. And you called me gay? It seems to my scum sucking liberal pig mind that if one male asks another male to have oral sex with him, the askor would be just as gay as the askee, if the askee accepted the proposal. If the askee declines your offer (as I do), then I would respectfully submitt that the askor is more likely to be gay than the askee. Regardless, you can kiss my askee.
You further indicate that you believe I have pictures of David Hassellhoff, as you put it, "...strewn about my bedroom." I find it psychologically intriguing that you have a belief about what is, or is not, in MY bedroom. Quite honestly fat, not now, nor have I ever had any thoughts, beliefs, or other concerns about what is in your bedroom.
Now that you have me thinking about your bedroom, I have no doubt that you have a poster of Maurice Richard scotched taped strategically on the ceiling of your rented trailer, directly above the mattress and box springs setting on the white shag carpet next to the rolled up balls of hardened mucus sitting atop the half empty can of Lone Star with cigarette smoke emanating from the can.
I find it further quite interesting, psychologically speaking of course, that you conclude that my "...mother abandoned me...". If I recall my sexual deviancy undergraduate courses correctly, the maternal abandonment of male offspring has been linked with a higher incidency rate of homosexuality.
You also refer to the movie "Goldmember". You could have picked Chicago, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Twin Towers (although I could probably reach similar conclusions if you had chosen the later film), etc. Could be your subconscious reference to the male appendage? More food for thought.
"...orphanage..." further reference to your issues with abandonement. You also use the term "porridge" instead of soup, broth, etc. You must agree my dear fat, that the word porridge would generally be associated with nursery rhymes (such as Pease Porridge Hot) or other childrens stories (such as Goldilocks and the Three Bears). Possible evidence of some yearning on your part to return to a less complex, easier time in your life.
"...cleaning the bathrooms...", another reference to the elimination functions of the human body involving the penis, annus, the little female weiner.
In conclusion, all in all my dear fat, after disecting your post, which I might add, has your individual signature all over it, one may conclude, in actuality, that you my deprived, southern friend, are, in fact, a homosexual (not that theres anything wrong with that) as well as in need of significant psychotherapy.
I wish you luck in your endeavours as you seek acceptance on your life journey in your Texas world, surrounded by all that heterosexual masculinity, as well as with your psychosexual issues. May you come to some peace with yourself.
Ed, the scum sucking liberal pig.
sooooooooo..........what are you trying to say? That I am gay? Hey! I went to school in Chicago anyway. I hate Lone Star. Both my ex wives would disagree with you on the gay issue, although in hindsight.....I am too old to be gay now anyway Eddie. Hell if I hammered one home now and liked it, I will really be mad when ya figure I just pissed away the last twenty years. By saying "kiss my askee" aren't you also throwing a proposition my way which would bring us back to your whole asker askee arguement? And since you are now on both sides of the equation as asker and askee, meaning you have done each at least once, aren't you definitely gay then?
You are a horrible speller.
Have you ever had a spasm in your eyelid? I am having one right now and it is bothering me to the point that I need to cut this message short.
I own a brick home.
My carpet is an ecru berber.
No posters in bedroom.
I don't like soup or broth, I like porridge.
FDC, the spasmatic
You are a horrible speller.
Have you ever had a spasm in your eyelid? I am having one right now and it is bothering me to the point that I need to cut this message short.
I own a brick home.
My carpet is an ecru berber.
No posters in bedroom.
I don't like soup or broth, I like porridge.
FDC, the spasmatic
Fat:
You revealed the true me. Yes, ole buddy, I want to dock my love yacht in your mud canal.
With a spring in my step,
I remain,
Edward
You revealed the true me. Yes, ole buddy, I want to dock my love yacht in your mud canal.
With a spring in my step,
I remain,
Edward
Eddie Haskell said:
LMAO @ Eddie
that was a good one. I would also have to conclude that fat may be a little light in the loafers. Sorry fat.
Hey Eddie if you would go into my post about Liberals and Conservatives and texans I asked you a question and you never responded.
Of course you probably dont read my posts so you missed it. I think I got you pegged but I am not sure.
Read it and respond as its important to me. :thefinger
Oh yeh Eddie since the lawyer business sounds like its kinda slow since you got time to respond to fat how about helping me with some work that you get paid to do.
I have some copyright issues with someone in here and I need you to research it and see if I have any avenues of a lawsuit.
Yours in christ
Scott King of Dogs
Fat:
A 10" yacht, as a matter of fact. With twin-side fuel feeds. Powered by big blue.
Felonius:
In most cases, yes, mud canal would refer to one's elimination portal.
Chan:
No. That was acquired from my association with Felonius Monk and Blue.
Scott:
I will now sojourn over to your post and try to respond.
Edward
A 10" yacht, as a matter of fact. With twin-side fuel feeds. Powered by big blue.
Felonius:
In most cases, yes, mud canal would refer to one's elimination portal.
Chan:
No. That was acquired from my association with Felonius Monk and Blue.
Scott:
I will now sojourn over to your post and try to respond.
Edward
