(JACK I NEED A FAVOR)

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JACK YOUR OLD BUDDY HERE IN BOSTON BEANTOWNJIM HAS GOTTEN HIMSELF IN A LITTLE JAME AND I HAVE TO LEAVE TOWN FOR A WHILE.JACK I HAVE TRIED EVERYWHERE I EVEN ASKED THE NIGHT MANAGER AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB IF I COULD HANG THERE FOR A WEEK OR SO.JACK I GOT A LITTLE OVER MY HEAD WITH MY LOCAL BOYS I KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN WHEN THEY GAVE ME A 20 DIMES CREDIT ACCOUNT MAN ITS EASY TO GET IN TROUBLE ON CREDIT.JACK I NEED A PLACE TO STAY FOR ABOUT A WEEK OR SO MAYBE 10 DAYS I KNOW YOU HAVE A MANSION BUT IF YOU FEEL THE NEED TO PUT ME UP IN THE MAIDS ROOM THATS FINE WITH ME JUST DONT FORGET ABOUT ME A HUMAN BEING HAS TO EAT.JACK I ASKED MY WIFE FOR AN EARLY ALLOWANCE AND SHE REFUSED I HAVE TO MEET UP WITH THE GUY TOMORROW WEDNESDAY I FIGURE IF I TELL THEM I AM ON VACATION WITH YOU AND YOU GET ON THE PHONE AND VOUCH FOR MY CHARACTER THEY WILL GIVE ME A WEEK TO PAYOFF.

JACK YOUR NOT OBLIGATED TO ENTERTAIN ME WHILE I AM STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE IT WOULD HOWEVER BE A NICE GESTURE IF YOU LET ME USE YOUR LAPTOP COMPUTER AND SET ME UP WITH ONE OF YOUR BOYS OFFSHORE IT SHOULD WOULD HELP PASS THE TIME.JACK YOUR MY LAST RESORT OTHERWISE YOUR OLD PAL BEANTOWNJIM MIGHT BE THROWN OFF THE TOBIN BRIDGE HERE IN BOSTON INTO THE ICE COLD WATER,JACK THE BRIDGE IS ONLY 250 HIGH AND NOBODY HAS EVER BEATEN THE ODDS AND SURVIVED BUT WHO KNOWS I MIGHT BE THE FIRST.

JACK IF YOU CANT HELP ME OUT WOULD YOU TALK TO BLOCKHEAD OR FLETCHER MAYBE I CAN POUR CEMENT FOR A WEEK WITH BLOCKHEAD.

JACK I HAVE TO LEAVE TOWN BEFORE NOON TIME TOMORROW SO WE DONT HAVE MUCH TIME HERE. :mj08:
 
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I bet one of your boyfriends will let you stay with him.............


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if you cant find a place east saint louis illinois would be a great place for you to stay. they will not find you there. good luck
 
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scott4 said:
if you cant find a place east saint louis illinois would be a great place for you to stay. they will not find you there. good luck
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:142smilie :142smilie :firing:
 
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scott4 said:
if you cant find a place east saint louis illinois would be a great place for you to stay. they will not find you there. good luck
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Make sure u wear a new pair of air jordans and a nice oakland raiders jacket would help u fit right in. Plenty of airconditioned rooms available right now.



Beantownjim on the lam.
 
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VINNIE HOW DID A GARLIC SNAPPER LIKE YOU END UP IN KANSAS I'LL BET THERE ISNT AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT IN THE WHOLE STATE.

JACK WHERE ARE YOU AS OF NOON TIME TOMORROW I WILL NEED A PLACE TO HANG OUT UNTIL I CAN COME UP WITH 2900 HUNDRED DOLLARS MY LOVELY WIFE HAS SAID NO ALLOWANCE UNTIL THE 1ST OF MARCH I DONT THINK THESE ARE THE TYPE OF GUYS WHO UNDERSTAND IT WHEN I SAY.(HEY FELLAS HELL ITS ONLY 2900 DOLLARS BUTMY WIFE WONT GIVE ME MY ALLOWANCE) I NEVER ASKED FOR A CREDIT ACCOUNT BOYS MY LOCAL GUY JUST GAVE IT TO ME BECAUSE HE KNEW HE HAD A SUCKER I MEAN A PLAYER.BOYS LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU DONT BET ON CREDIT ACCOUNTS JUST BET WITH WHAT YOU HAVE TO POST UP.

MY WIFE IS CRYING I TOLD HER I MIGHT HAVE TO LEAVE TOWN AND SHE ASKED ME WHERE I WAS GOING AND I SAID I WAS GOING TO GO STAY WITH A GUY I MET ONLINE moon1 NOW SHE THINKS I AM A FAG :scared
 
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MY WIFE IS CRYING I TOLD HER I MIGHT HAVE TO LEAVE TOWN AND SHE ASKED ME WHERE I WAS GOING AND I SAID I WAS GOING TO GO STAY WITH A GUY I MET ONLINE moon1 NOW SHE THINKS I AM A FAG :scared
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So what's new, we have all thought that for quite awhile :142smilie :142smilie :142smilie
 
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beantown you did not listen. i am telling you go to east saint louis illinois. cross the river into st louis missouri and not to far away is the hill really good italian food when tommy lasorda came to town with the dodgers this is where he ate. thats the spot jim they will never find you you will love it.
 
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Jim,

you are welcome to stay with me in this dump of a town East Lansing, Michigan.

Not a pretty place to live, but the gals are just fine at MSU.

Let me know..
 
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Doc,
I must have missed it? When did you end up at Michigan State? ............

Jim,
Why dont you have Johnny Kickdown stick up for you? :violin: Dont you think Jack has enough on his plate already. You better put Yuri on lockdown also, he might be over looking at your lovely wife thru the old backdoor :com:
Put 3 dimes on the Dr. Strangelove special! MSU ml and tell Guido you will see his Russian runner Vladimir tomorrow :mj09:
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MY WIFE IS CRYING I TOLD HER I MIGHT HAVE TO LEAVE TOWN AND SHE ASKED ME WHERE I WAS GOING AND I SAID I WAS GOING TO GO STAY WITH A GUY I MET ONLINE NOW SHE THINKS I AM A FAG

if this is true they have to be tears of joy jimbo...
 
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MY WIFE IS CRYING I TOLD HER I MIGHT HAVE TO LEAVE TOWN AND SHE ASKED ME WHERE I WAS GOING AND I SAID I WAS GOING TO GO STAY WITH A GUY I MET ONLINE moon1 NOW SHE THINKS I AM A FAG :scared
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HEY FAGTOWNJIM I CLEARED IT WITH THE FARMER UP THE ROAD YOU CAN HAVE YOUR WAY WITH HIS GOATS TELL THE OLD LADY YOUR JUST GETTING A LITTLE GOAT :s6:
 
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