(jack I Want To Apply For A Position)
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i found u stupid.
i will be here when u sorry ass comes back.
maybe a trip to det to get the old bag from ben wallace.
i will be here when u sorry ass comes back.
maybe a trip to det to get the old bag from ben wallace.
BTJ,
Did the bus to school actually pull up in your driveway in the morning?
FDC
p.s. how did you find time to measure Nick's penis, what with all the jet setting lunches with Peter, and Barry and all the other celebrities that frequent your company for the sake of good adult conversation and your uncanny ability to lose.
Did the bus to school actually pull up in your driveway in the morning?
FDC
p.s. how did you find time to measure Nick's penis, what with all the jet setting lunches with Peter, and Barry and all the other celebrities that frequent your company for the sake of good adult conversation and your uncanny ability to lose.
THATS IT JACK I AM JUMPING OFF THE GOLEN GATE BRIDGE I WILL DO SWAN DIVE WITH A TRIPLE AXLE IN THE PIKE POSITION WITH A DEGREE OF DIFFICULTY OF 9.5. I WOULD RATHER FACE A 300 FOOT DIVE OFF A BRIDGE THAN DEAL WITH THIS NIT WIT DENNIS THE DUNCE
JACK THIS GUY STALKS ME HE FOLLOWS MW FROM FORUM TO FORUM SAYING STUPID THINGS JUST TO PISS ME OFF.I KNOW THIS KID IS LOCKED UP IN AN ISTITUTION I USED TO TAKE ACTION FROM HIS DOCTOR SO THE GUY HAS A PERSONAL GRUDGE AGAINST ME THIS IS WHY HE SENDS DENNIS THE DUNCE INTO THESE FORUMS TO DRIVE ME NUTS HIS DOCTOR WANTS TO TORTURE ME:thefinger DUNCE IT WONT WORK HERE AT MADJACKS JACKS MEMBERS ARE SERIOUS GAMBLERS WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BABY SIT THE MENTALLY CHALLENGED:bsflag JACK I HAVE TO BE AT THE AIRPORT AT 4.45 SO I WILL LEAVE MY HOUSE AT 4AM MAN I CANT SLEEP.
BOYS IF YOU HEAR ABOUT A GUY JUMPING OFF THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE TELL MY PARENTS I LOVE THEM AND THEN REMIND THEM DENNIS THE DUNCE FORCED ME INTO IT:brows: THIS KID DRIVES ME CRAZY DUNCE GET LOST HAMMY ACROSS THE STREET WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.
JACK THIS GUY STALKS ME HE FOLLOWS MW FROM FORUM TO FORUM SAYING STUPID THINGS JUST TO PISS ME OFF.I KNOW THIS KID IS LOCKED UP IN AN ISTITUTION I USED TO TAKE ACTION FROM HIS DOCTOR SO THE GUY HAS A PERSONAL GRUDGE AGAINST ME THIS IS WHY HE SENDS DENNIS THE DUNCE INTO THESE FORUMS TO DRIVE ME NUTS HIS DOCTOR WANTS TO TORTURE ME:thefinger DUNCE IT WONT WORK HERE AT MADJACKS JACKS MEMBERS ARE SERIOUS GAMBLERS WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BABY SIT THE MENTALLY CHALLENGED:bsflag JACK I HAVE TO BE AT THE AIRPORT AT 4.45 SO I WILL LEAVE MY HOUSE AT 4AM MAN I CANT SLEEP.BOYS IF YOU HEAR ABOUT A GUY JUMPING OFF THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE TELL MY PARENTS I LOVE THEM AND THEN REMIND THEM DENNIS THE DUNCE FORCED ME INTO IT:brows: THIS KID DRIVES ME CRAZY DUNCE GET LOST HAMMY ACROSS THE STREET WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.
BeantownJims writing is among the funniest at MJ's,but I'm not sure that he's not really Nick Douglas or one of Jacks other writers just making this BTJ character up.BTJ-All you have to do is read Nicks"Tough Day"article to know he's never curled his hand into a fist in anger in his life.About a month after the 9/11 attack,Nick/Ben wrote about his idea of a day where NOTHING went right,and how one had to make sure not to medicate those bad emotions by gambling.A smart point.But Nicks idea of a tough day was calling ahead for his frozen drinks somewhere in LA and the frozen drink place MESSED UP THE ORDER so it wasn't waiting for him upon arrival.Then he played poorly in an amatuer hockey game in front of a new girlfriend he was trying to impress and things really were getting tough for Nick.There was something about a car repair,I think.I'm reading this less than a month after finding out a friend of mine was killed in the WTC,and thought,the world has changed forever,3000 people were killed while working at the WTC and this guy's idea of a bad day is that his frozen drink order wasn't ready for him.Seemed pretty shallow and pampered to me.Get some nuts up and I'll bet you can handle him BTJ!
........................edludes said:
Hey edludes
How about I hop on a plane and come up there to Alaska and rub your nose in some dog sled crap and make you eat it ?
Hope that helped
KOD
HEY SCOTTY FROM ATLANTA YOU SEEM TO ME TO BE THE FORUM BULLY YESTERDAY YOU SAID YOU WOULD COME TO BOSTON AND KICK MY ARSE NOW YOUR GOING TO ALASKA AND SHOVING SH-T INTO SOME ESKIMOS FACE.TOMORROW MORNING ON MY WAY TO SAN FRAN AND I HAVE A STOP OVER IN MINNESOTA WHY DONT YOU CATCH A PLANE TONIGHT TO MINNESTOTA AND I WILL KICK YOUR ARSE DURING MY STOP OVER IT WILL BE MY PLEASURE.:moon: JACK THIS GUY SCOTTY BOY WANTS TO FIGHT EVERYBODY IN THE FORUM I MIGHT SET UP A FIGHT BETWEEN HIM AND MY PAL JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN
stupid stop in detroit first and get the old bag back from big ben.
u sold her for 1.00 to him as a slave so u could make a bet.
i bet ben will give it back to u for free.
he got all the use he wanted out of it.
maybe it will give u some sex ounce in a while now.
no need to go to san fran now to find a fag.
also ask big ben if thier is raceism in the us.
u sold her for 1.00 to him as a slave so u could make a bet.
i bet ben will give it back to u for free.
he got all the use he wanted out of it.
maybe it will give u some sex ounce in a while now.
no need to go to san fran now to find a fag.
also ask big ben if thier is raceism in the us.
Re: Damn....
Re: Damn....
yeh by now beaner should be having lunch with Barry Bonds and his family.
KOD
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............................................................dogface said:
yeh by now beaner should be having lunch with Barry Bonds and his family.
KOD
HEY DOGFACE YOU HAVE A BIG MOUTH PAL I TOLD YOU WHERE I WAS GOING TO BE AND YOU DIDNT HAVE THE BALLS TO SHOW UP.DINNER WITH THE POPE MAN DOG YOU GOT A LOT OF BALLS.A GOOD FRIEND OF MINA AT ANOTHER FORUM (SICK GAMBLER) WHO IS A PERSONAL FRIEND OF BARRYS SAID HE WOULD HOOK ME UP FOR BREAKFAST IT FELL THROUGH I AM NOT SURE WHAT HAPPENED.I EVEN CALLED PETER GAMMONS MY GOOD FRIEND FROM BOSTON AND HE SAID BARRY IS CUTTING BACK HE VERY SELDOM EATS BREAKFAST HE DOUBLES UP ON LUNCH.:shrug: I HAD A 150 BUCKS IN MY POCKET JUST IN CASE BARRY WAS HUNGRY I DID HOWEVER SEE SOME BIG BLACK DUDE IN THE LOBBY I AM REALLY SURE IT WAS WARREN SAPP HE WAS WITH A GORGOUS WHITE BROAD I WAS SO TEMPTED TO SAY TO HIM HEY WARREN WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT THEN LET HIM PUNCH ME OUT SO THAT I COULD CALL MY LAWYER.BUT THEN I THOUGHT IT OUT AND THE WAY MY LUCK WAS GOING THE GUY WAS PROBABLY A DISHWASHER FROM THE BRONX SO I COULDNT TAKE THE CHANCE.SO DOGFACE NEXT TIME YOU MAKE A WISE ARSE COMMENT LIKE THAT AGAIN I WONT HESITATE TO FLY BACK TO MINNESOTA AIRPORT AND KICK YOUR :moon:
I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE STOLE MY 660 DOLLARS:thefinger
I WAS SO TEMPTED TO SAY TO HIM HEY WARREN WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT THEN LET HIM PUNCH ME OUT SO THAT I COULD CALL MY LAWYER.BUT THEN I THOUGHT IT OUT AND THE WAY MY LUCK WAS GOING THE GUY WAS PROBABLY A DISHWASHER FROM THE BRONX SO I COULDNT TAKE THE CHANCE.SO DOGFACE NEXT TIME YOU MAKE A WISE ARSE COMMENT LIKE THAT AGAIN I WONT HESITATE TO FLY BACK TO MINNESOTA AIRPORT AND KICK YOUR :moon: I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE STOLE MY 660 DOLLARS:thefinger
beantownjim
You really need to just send our good pal JohnnyKnockdown to handle this faggot. Guys like us need to spend our time away from the golf course searching for winners. Speaking of which, who do you like in the first game of the NBA finals?
VVV
p.s. Boys do not send your hard-earned money to any book that sends e-mails to their clients saying "thanks for the $660, sucker."
p.p.s If you go to a PGA Senior Tour event do not ask Hale Irwin to autograph a golf ball. Hale Irwin does not autograph golf balls. Personally if I could play golf and make the kind of money these guys make I would autograph Mr. Hockeypucker's balls!
You really need to just send our good pal JohnnyKnockdown to handle this faggot. Guys like us need to spend our time away from the golf course searching for winners. Speaking of which, who do you like in the first game of the NBA finals?
VVV
p.s. Boys do not send your hard-earned money to any book that sends e-mails to their clients saying "thanks for the $660, sucker."
p.p.s If you go to a PGA Senior Tour event do not ask Hale Irwin to autograph a golf ball. Hale Irwin does not autograph golf balls. Personally if I could play golf and make the kind of money these guys make I would autograph Mr. Hockeypucker's balls!
Scott-I have been one of the few on this forum who have felt sorry enough for you not to have attacked you for your ignorance and obnoxiousness.You are like the fabled tar baby in the briar patch in "brair rabbit",once some hapless person or animal touches you they can't get your lifeless,sticky self off 'em.The idea of you laying eyes on me and having the nerve to even talk to me,much less think about assaulting me is simply absurd.That would be a more far-fetched dream than any of your stupid throw it the **** down plays actually winning,(these are an immediate signal that you are a novice sports handicapper.)Scott,I started defensive tackle every year through hs,college,and signed as a free agentwith the NYGiants,but did not play in the NFL.Your pedigree screams wimp,so don't let your mouth write a check that your insignifigant persona can't cash.I've dribbled guys like you down the street like a basketball.Your picks and posts prove that you embody the term "ignorant afterbirth" and are less signifigant than the number zero.GL winning back your lunch money.
hey now, don't go ruining one of my all time fave childhood movies by paralleling it with KOD.....?
