Jack just cashed in a recent poker tournament and on his way home decided to reward himself and buy the alligator boots he always wanted. When he got home wearing his boots, being very excited. said to Mrs. Madjack who was reading the newspaper "see my new boots" she just looked over the paper momentarily then went back to reading. Jack was a little peeved because she showed no caring. Jack left the room and came back in 15 minutes. He again said "honey, like my new boots." Again Mrs. Madjack just glanced at the boots then went back to her newspaper. Now Jack was ticked because she did not share in his excitement, so he went to the bedroom and took off all his clothes except for his new boots. Jack went back to where Mrs. Madjack was still rewading her newspaper and said "look honey my ding-a-ling likes my new boots, it staring staight at them."
Mrs. Madjack looks over her newspaper, looks then says " Jack, you should have bought a hat"
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Mrs. Madjack looks over her newspaper, looks then says " Jack, you should have bought a hat"
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