I have an acquaintance in prison. I spoke with him on the phone recently. This is a true story.
Friend and his buddy are in the outdoor space. They come upon a tree frog. His friend picks it up and holds and admires it. Guard comes up to them is being a bully and says, ?whatever you do to that frog, ima do to you!? I guess the guard thought the prisoner was going to hurt the frog?
Anyway, the friend says, ?well, I was plannin? on sucking it?s dick and setting it free?.
The guard says, ?good answer?, and walks away.
Friend and his buddy are in the outdoor space. They come upon a tree frog. His friend picks it up and holds and admires it. Guard comes up to them is being a bully and says, ?whatever you do to that frog, ima do to you!? I guess the guard thought the prisoner was going to hurt the frog?
Anyway, the friend says, ?well, I was plannin? on sucking it?s dick and setting it free?.
The guard says, ?good answer?, and walks away.
