Jan 27th Joe Millionaire Episode

[kickserv]

great editing in this weeks episode........love that whole Disney theme.....that was funny

Man that show just cracks me up.............but seems obvious he's gonna pick Sarah


She's gonna be one pissed chickiepoo when she finds out

 

[kickserv]

I can just hear all the overseas posters:

"What the hell is that Canadian dude talking about "


:canada1 :shrug: :moon: :canada1

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

Sarah it is, the brunette..

Now with regards to the Bachlorette, did you hear that she has never had an orgasm while having sex, I should be on that show...

Word is out who she picked, if you want to know I shall reveal..

 

[kickserv]

don't spoil it.......!!!! that's not cool....and by the way Sarah is the blonde (one in the bushes with all the sound effects!!)

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

slurp... slurp...

I got my names wrong, its Zora... the one who left the hot tub when the girls crashed her date, she is going to be picked

now as for the bachlorette.... I will keep my mouth shut...

 

[kickserv]

well.........guess we'll have to see the odds.......because I'm going with Sarah

 

[kickserv]

wonder if there is a book offering odds:shrug: :shrug: :shrug:

I'd be all over Sarah:firing: :firing: :firing: :firing:

 

[SixFive]

I watched last night for the first time. Were there not any better looking girls than those 4?? The dork with the curly brown hair is a complete idiot (but she does have a nice body) and not pretty. The one that he performed oral sex on in the bushes is ugly (but has a good bod), Mojo was attractive, but an idiot for writing herself a check, and Zora is pretty. I would be all over Zora, she was by far the classiest and prettiest girl left. Did he cut a lot of hotties, or were these the best choices he could have made?

 

[acehistr8]

I havent watched any of this show, but I want to watch the episode where they drop the bomb, when is that one?

 

[Iminforabuck]

There were a couple 10's that made the first cut.....but they were clearly money hungry (especially that one...cant remember her name...but you know who I'm talking about. Was nice to see her gold-digging ass get booted a few episodes ago) and he booted them off.


After last nights episode.....Sarah would appear to be the clear-cut favorite. But I know how these reality shows work. That's what they want you to think. All they have shown with Zora, the substitute teacher....is negative stuff......but yet every week....she keeps right on moving to the next round. IMO....he cuts the whiney good-for-nothing-but-spending-your-money brunette next week........then it's a shocker when he picks Zora over Sarah.


Just my two cents worth

 

[Iminforabuck]

The one that he performed oral sex on in the bushes is ugly (but has a good bod),





LMAO

 

[EricG]

I watched a little of this show last night....
Is this the dumbest guy in the world?
what's with him saying this over and over "I couldn't,... comprehend her answer"
and the chick with the curly hair saying... "I'm just a mercinary kind of person" :lol:

oral sex? missed that!

 

[djv]

The hot body he picks will want to kill him when truth comes out. But of course remember he's going to get 100 grand for doing the show. And sounds like some small advertising jobs will come his way.

 

[cisco]

Zooor-Rah
Zooor-Rah
Zooor-Rah

I believe the one that iminforabuck was thinking was Heidi. Yes, I was glad to see her moneygrubbing ass go as well as Mojo, who feels that everyone is after the money except her.

My pick is Zora-

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

if there were any books taking wagers, believe me my $ would be all over Zorah, but word got out and no odds are out

 

[saint]

I've got a feeling that the joke will be on the audience.

Just think, 1st they tell the girl he's poor and see her flip her sh*T. Then, they reveal he really is rich, pulling a fast one on both the girl and the audience. It's the perfect "fox-type" plot twist.

BTW, anyone hear he went to some private high school that was like 20,000 a year? Not too mention that if you are like 28 and work construction you will make more than 19,000.

Way too many inconsistencies, too much shady sh*te. I think he's rich and the twist will be on us.

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

i hope your right bud, that would make it interesting...

 

[PaTsJaMM]

Am I the only one who thinks Zora is a fawkin' dog? Anyone who pouts and goes running off to bed when the other girls come along can't be all that fun anyway. Plus she kept her shirt on, what's up with that? I would have been torn between booting her or the gold-digger Mojo last night. Writing herself that check was the absolute dumbest move she could have made, otherwise she is a close second to Sarah and I thought that puzzle was a nice touch, although a bit tacky. I can't remember the name of that other brunette but she looks like a b*tch in waiting if you ask me. Hell, she didn't even want to cook for the guy, get used to TV dinners if you pick her, bud.

 

[kickserv]

Totally agree PaTsJaMM ...Zora is annoying (yes editing plays a huge role) but there is nothing to her......


At leastthe other girls know how to have fun........and any girl that GET's OUT of the hot tub isn't a fun girl


Still thinks he picks Sarah.......


but Saint makes a great point.....maybe the joke would be on us That would be a huge shock But remember FOX has 24.......and if ya watch that show.....always expect the unexpected


My odds for the final three:

Sarah 2-1
Zora 3-1
Melissa 7-1


and by the way SixFive how the hell can ya say Sarah is ugly...man do you have high standards........if she's ugly then I like ugly girls



http://www.fox.com/joem/

 

[Blazer]

He isn't what he says he is.

He isn't what he says he is.

As embarrassing as it is to discuss ?Joe Millionaire? here it goes:

Have you ever worked in construction? I have and it sucks. Construction guys aren?t that witty and quick. They are usually crass and rude. Did you catch the recovery when he ?slipped? and told Zora that he was driving a Bulldozer two weeks ago? His recovery was so scripted it was a joke.

A Bulldozer driver is a skilled position. A ?driver? of any heavy equipment takes many classes and has to be qualified. He usually doesn?t shovel or even leave the machine he is a well-paid skilled laborer. If I remember correctly a ?driver? should make more than $20 an hour. That blows 19k a year out of the water. 19k a year is hostess money at a restaurant.

Have you noticed his hands? Most guys who work with their hands have calluses and rough spots. His hands seem smooth. During cooking there were some shots of his hands and they did not look like construction worker hands.

Something doesn?t make sense. I think the something is the ?Joe? part of the Millionaire. I do not believe he makes 19K. Maybe he doesn?t have 50 Million, but I think he is a man of more-than-modest means. I think the whole show is a fraud and the public is being tricked.

I think the last episode will contain 2 ?surprises?. Surprise #1: He will tell ?the winner? he is not a 50-Millionarie. Surprise #2: Fox will inform the public he makes more money than stated. The joke is on us for watching.