While struggling to find a few nuggets in this short slate of games today, i thought I would place a little comedic humor into the forum......
Opening Lines
1) O/U Amount of times NBC will ever mention his name again during the season +/- 3
2) O/U Amount of times his attorneys will say no comment to reporters asking where Jayson is +/- 20
3) Money Line Odds on who will be his lawyer
Johnnie Cochran -1000
Robert Shapiro -750
Tony Larussa +1000
4) O/U Amunt of times you will hear the name O.J. Simpson in regards to this matter +/- 1000
5) O/U Amount of times Wayne Chrebet will be mentioned
+/- 75
6) Moneyline Odds on who will replace him on NBA Showtime
O.J. Simpson +2000
Tonya Harding +3000
Dennis Rodman +4000
Marv Albert +10000........Oh yeah, they have already let him come back after dressing up in women's clothes!!!!
Current Lines from Vegas
Opening Lines
1) O/U Amount of times NBC will ever mention his name again during the season +/- 3
2) O/U Amount of times his attorneys will say no comment to reporters asking where Jayson is +/- 20
3) Money Line Odds on who will be his lawyer
Johnnie Cochran -1000
Robert Shapiro -750
Tony Larussa +1000
4) O/U Amunt of times you will hear the name O.J. Simpson in regards to this matter +/- 1000
5) O/U Amount of times Wayne Chrebet will be mentioned
+/- 75
6) Moneyline Odds on who will replace him on NBA Showtime
O.J. Simpson +2000
Tonya Harding +3000
Dennis Rodman +4000
Marv Albert +10000........Oh yeah, they have already let him come back after dressing up in women's clothes!!!!
Current Lines from Vegas
