BOYS MY GOOD FRIEND JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN IS THE BEST PAL A GUY COULD HAVE AND HE KNOWS HOW TO GET EVEN.I DONT HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS HOW MANY TIMES MY RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR YURI HAS F-CKED WITH ME OVER THE YEARS.FEEDING THE BIRDS AND EVENTUALLY THE SQUIRELS ENDED UP IN MY ATTIC,PUTTING IN A NEW DRAIN SYSTEM THAT FLOODED OUT MY BACKYARD,CHANGING HIS OIL IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE AND LEAVING ALL THE DEBRIS,THESE AR JUST A FEW INCIDENTS OH AND HOW DID I FORGET THE SNOW EVERY STORM YURI WAITS UNTIL I BREAK MY BALLS SHOVELY BY HAND MY WALKWAY THEN AN HOUR LATER HE WILL COME ALONG WITH HIS SNOBLOWER AND AIM IT RIGHT AT MY JUST SHOVELED WALKWAY ON PURPOSE.MAN THIS F-CKING RUSSIAN REALLY KNOWS HOW TO PISS ME OFF.FELLAS LAST NIGHT WAS SWEET AND I HAVE JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN TO THANK.BOYS THIS IS A CLASSIC F-CK YOU YURI LET ME SEE YOU CLEAR YOUR DRIVEWAY TODAY YOU F-CKING PUNK :fingerc:
BOYS HERE IN BOSTON WE GOT 16 INCHES OF SNOW A BLIZZARD AND IT WAS THE SAME OLD SAME OLD I BROKE MY ARSE SHOVELING AND YURI BLEW THE SNOW BACK ON MY PROPERTY.I CANT TELL YOU WHAT I DID WITH A STRAIGHT FACE :lol: BOYS EVRYBODY SHOULD HAVE A FRIEND LIKE JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN WE WERE HAVING A COUPLE OF DRINKS THE OTHER NIGHT AND HE TOLD ME HE KNOWS A GOOD FRIEND OF HIS THAT WORKS FOR THE DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC WORKS YOU GOT IT FELLAS HE DRIVES THE HUGE SNOWPLOWS FOR THE CITY.JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN TALKED TO HIM AND SET IT UP I PAID HIM 40 DOLLARS TO BURY IN YURIS DRIVEWAY.THE SNOWPLWS WERE OUT ALL LAST NIGHT I LOOKED OUT AT YURIS DRIVEWAY AND I AM NOT EXAGERATING HE HAS A SNOWBANK 12 FEET HIGH IN FRONT OF HIS HOUSE JESUS CHRIST YOU TALK ABOUT A JOB WELL DONE OH MAN THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL IF YURI EVER FOUND OUT WHAT I DID HE WOULD KILL ME.THERE ISNT ANYTHING YURI CAN DO AFTER ALL PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE PLOWS COMING BY AND BLOCKING THERE DRIVEWAYS AFTER STORMS THIS IS A F-CKING CLASSIC.HE MUST HAVE DONE IT ABOUT 2AM WHEN EVERYBODY WAS SLEEPING BECAUSE I STAYED UP UNTIL 11.30 WAITING TO WATCH HIM DO IT WE HAD IT ALL SET UP THANKS TO JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN.I HAVE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE EARLY TODAY I DONT EVEN WANT TO BE AROUND WHEN YURI HITS THE ROOF OH F-CK I JUST TOOK ANOTHER LOOK AND I THINK THE SNOWBANK IS CLOSER TO 15 FEET HIGH :thumb: THIS FUED I HAVE GOING ON WITH MY F-CKING RETARDED RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR DOESNT LOOK LIKE IT WILL END SOON BUT THATS O.K. WITH ME I KNOW JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN.I HAVE TO GO NO WAY CAN I BE AROUND WHEN YURI SEES THIS HE MIGHT TAKE A POKE AT ME AND I DONT FEEL LIKE ROLLING AROUND IN A SNOWBANK WITH SOME RUSSIAN AT 6 OCLOCK IN THE MORNING.KEEP F-CKING WITH ME YURI THERE IS MORE TO COME.BY THE WAY MY DRIVEWAY AND WALKWAY ARE CLEAN LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU GUYS DONT EVER PISS OFF A DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC WORKS GUY JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN TOLD ME THEY ENJOY BURYING IN PEOPLETHEY DONT LIKE.GOTTA RUN FELLAS NOT THAT I DONT THINK THAT I CAN TAKE YURI BUT HE IS 10 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME AND HE IS GOING TO AWFULLY MAD.HAVE A NICE DAY BOYS I KNOW I WILL I HAVE TO DRIVE MY WIFE TO WORK.MY WIFE JUST ASKED ME HOW COME WE ARE LEAVING SO EARLY I TOLD HER TO LOOK AT YURIS DRIVEWAY SHE KNOWS I AM FIGHTING WITH HIM SHE ASKED ME DID I DO THAT AND I SAID HONEY I WAS HOME ALLNIGHT NOT ME.OH SHIT A LIGHT JUST WENT ON IN YURIS HOUSE GOTTA GO BOYS. :scared
BOYS HERE IN BOSTON WE GOT 16 INCHES OF SNOW A BLIZZARD AND IT WAS THE SAME OLD SAME OLD I BROKE MY ARSE SHOVELING AND YURI BLEW THE SNOW BACK ON MY PROPERTY.I CANT TELL YOU WHAT I DID WITH A STRAIGHT FACE :lol: BOYS EVRYBODY SHOULD HAVE A FRIEND LIKE JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN WE WERE HAVING A COUPLE OF DRINKS THE OTHER NIGHT AND HE TOLD ME HE KNOWS A GOOD FRIEND OF HIS THAT WORKS FOR THE DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC WORKS YOU GOT IT FELLAS HE DRIVES THE HUGE SNOWPLOWS FOR THE CITY.JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN TALKED TO HIM AND SET IT UP I PAID HIM 40 DOLLARS TO BURY IN YURIS DRIVEWAY.THE SNOWPLWS WERE OUT ALL LAST NIGHT I LOOKED OUT AT YURIS DRIVEWAY AND I AM NOT EXAGERATING HE HAS A SNOWBANK 12 FEET HIGH IN FRONT OF HIS HOUSE JESUS CHRIST YOU TALK ABOUT A JOB WELL DONE OH MAN THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL IF YURI EVER FOUND OUT WHAT I DID HE WOULD KILL ME.THERE ISNT ANYTHING YURI CAN DO AFTER ALL PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE PLOWS COMING BY AND BLOCKING THERE DRIVEWAYS AFTER STORMS THIS IS A F-CKING CLASSIC.HE MUST HAVE DONE IT ABOUT 2AM WHEN EVERYBODY WAS SLEEPING BECAUSE I STAYED UP UNTIL 11.30 WAITING TO WATCH HIM DO IT WE HAD IT ALL SET UP THANKS TO JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN.I HAVE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE EARLY TODAY I DONT EVEN WANT TO BE AROUND WHEN YURI HITS THE ROOF OH F-CK I JUST TOOK ANOTHER LOOK AND I THINK THE SNOWBANK IS CLOSER TO 15 FEET HIGH :thumb: THIS FUED I HAVE GOING ON WITH MY F-CKING RETARDED RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR DOESNT LOOK LIKE IT WILL END SOON BUT THATS O.K. WITH ME I KNOW JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN.I HAVE TO GO NO WAY CAN I BE AROUND WHEN YURI SEES THIS HE MIGHT TAKE A POKE AT ME AND I DONT FEEL LIKE ROLLING AROUND IN A SNOWBANK WITH SOME RUSSIAN AT 6 OCLOCK IN THE MORNING.KEEP F-CKING WITH ME YURI THERE IS MORE TO COME.BY THE WAY MY DRIVEWAY AND WALKWAY ARE CLEAN LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU GUYS DONT EVER PISS OFF A DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC WORKS GUY JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN TOLD ME THEY ENJOY BURYING IN PEOPLETHEY DONT LIKE.GOTTA RUN FELLAS NOT THAT I DONT THINK THAT I CAN TAKE YURI BUT HE IS 10 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME AND HE IS GOING TO AWFULLY MAD.HAVE A NICE DAY BOYS I KNOW I WILL I HAVE TO DRIVE MY WIFE TO WORK.MY WIFE JUST ASKED ME HOW COME WE ARE LEAVING SO EARLY I TOLD HER TO LOOK AT YURIS DRIVEWAY SHE KNOWS I AM FIGHTING WITH HIM SHE ASKED ME DID I DO THAT AND I SAID HONEY I WAS HOME ALLNIGHT NOT ME.OH SHIT A LIGHT JUST WENT ON IN YURIS HOUSE GOTTA GO BOYS. :scared
