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One man was from Texas, one from Florida and
one from Iowa. They got acquainted and started
talking about their problems with their wives.
The
guy from Texas began by saying "I told my wife
clearly that from now on she would have to do all of
the cooking. Well, the first day after I told her, I
saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing, but on the
third day when I came home from work, the table was
set, and a wonderful dinner was prepared with wine and
even dessert."
Then
the man from Florida spoke up "I sat my wife down
and told her, that from now on she would have to do
all the grocery shopping and all of the house cleaning. The
first
day
I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But the
third
day,
when
I came home, the whole house was spotless, and in the
pantry
the
shelves were filled with groceries."
The
fellow from Iowa was married to a woman who had grown up
in
Iowa
all her life. He sat up straight on the bar stool,
pushed
out
his
chest and said. "I gave my wife a stern look and told
her,
that
from now on she would have to do the cooking, shopping
and
house
cleaning.
Well,
the first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw
nothing.
But
by the third day,
I
could see a little bit out of my left eye."
Gotta
Love them Iowa Women!
One man was from Texas, one from Florida and
one from Iowa. They got acquainted and started
talking about their problems with their wives.
The
guy from Texas began by saying "I told my wife
clearly that from now on she would have to do all of
the cooking. Well, the first day after I told her, I
saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing, but on the
third day when I came home from work, the table was
set, and a wonderful dinner was prepared with wine and
even dessert."
Then
the man from Florida spoke up "I sat my wife down
and told her, that from now on she would have to do
all the grocery shopping and all of the house cleaning. The
first
day
I saw nothing. The second day I saw nothing. But the
third
day,
when
I came home, the whole house was spotless, and in the
pantry
the
shelves were filled with groceries."
The
fellow from Iowa was married to a woman who had grown up
in
Iowa
all her life. He sat up straight on the bar stool,
pushed
out
his
chest and said. "I gave my wife a stern look and told
her,
that
from now on she would have to do the cooking, shopping
and
house
cleaning.
Well,
the first day I saw nothing. The second day I saw
nothing.
But
by the third day,
I
could see a little bit out of my left eye."
Gotta
Love them Iowa Women!
